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[magicalpadawan]

[Today, network, you are getting a view of Molly's apartment. More specifically, the floor of Molly's apartment, where a circle of power has been drawn with chalk. In that circle, there are -- well, there were three tribbles. There's a few more, now. Anyway, the tribbles are happily meandering around the circle; Molly is not too far off, staring hard at the circle and obviously concentrating, murmuring things under he breath.

After a few moments, the tribbles are moving rather slower, almost sleepily -- and, more importantly, they aren't reproducing. There's a hint of frost on the walls of the circle. Molly blinks, then grins and turns to the camera.]

Well. There's one way of solving our tribble problem. I could try and do a really big one if anyone wants, but I'm not sure how long it takes for them to, uh, thaw out.

Comments

[givenanonymity]

...What the hell are those furry things?

[magicalpadawan]

Tribbles. Haven't you seen Star Trek?

[givenanonymity]

...No. That's that show with those light swords right?

[magicalpadawan]

.....You're joking, right? You have to be joking.

[givenanonymity]

...The fuck would I be joking about it? It's the one with the light swords and the enterprise...

and the green guy...

[magicalpadawan]

One, there are lots of green guys in both universes, and two, no, it's not.

Star Trek is the one with Captain Kirk, the USS Enterprise, Spock, McCoy, all that.

Star Wars is the one with Luke Skywalker, the Millennium Falcon, Han Solo, the light-up swords, and the green guy you're probably thinking of which is Yoda. They're two entirely different things.

[givenanonymity]

Nerds should stick to comic books.

[magicalpadawan]

....Please. [This is the look of a young lady who is judging you so hard, Hoffman.]

[givenanonymity]

What?

It's true. I mean all that...visual moving shit. Making costumes it just makes you waste time.

[magicalpadawan]

You do realize you're basically judging every TV show ever with that statement, right?