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[A pair of big brown doe eyes are peering into the camera at extreme closeup, like he's trying to dive into the lens and spot people on the other side. Finally, the eyes pull back, and the video focuses on the rest of the face to go along with the eyes. It's a teenager, with a really weird and ambivalent expression on his face. In the background are his new digs, still shiny and new and clean, and obviously a suite in the Earth sector.]

Wow, okay. This Skype connection is weird, it says I'm on but it's not giving me any user names or pings or anything. It's either broken or I'm doing it wrong, either of which is possible, I guess.

Um.

Yeah, so, I'm Stiles, I'm seventeen, I'm new here and I'm apparently dead. Or something, maybe not. Gotta love that whole hot mess. I thought the afterlife was supposed to be a bit more, you know, well-defined and concrete. ...For an ethereal possibility that's never been proven, except on bad basic cable "Reality" shows.

[Oh, the sarcasm.]

Anyway. Okay, this is a long shot, but does the town name Beacon Hills mean anything to anybody here? Maybe? Beacon Hills, California? 94166? Yes? Holla at yo hometown. ...Please?

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If the last thing you remember is getting some kind of sword through the gut, or a bullet to the head, then you might be dead? But if not, you're probably alive! Or in a coma.

I think coma works, too. Oh, and by the way? Reality shows are hilarious to watch.

Coma. Oh, good. Coma wasn't an option I'd considered. Damn it.

I think my favorite reality shows are the ones on The Learning Channel. Because it's not about learning in the least, it's about straight-up voyeurism. It's shameless and dirty and I love it.

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Yeah, coma is pretty much my number one 'not wanting to happen to me' things. [He did just put twenty people in a coma, though. This is haunting him in regard to that.]

You sound like my brother. I mean, The Learning Channel? Why not the Discovery Channel?

Four words for you: Here Comes Honey Boo-Boo. Best show on television.

That is not the best show on TV! Sure, the family is nuts, but with Toddlers and Tiaras you get multiple crazy families.

See, there's a level of crazy where I drop out. Honey Boo-Boo is a pretty consistent level. T&T occasionally features what I consider straight-up child abuse, and I'm out.

Although Kitchen Nightmares is also a goldmine of cray cray.

I don't like Kitchen Nightmares. I like Hell's Kitchen! But if I want to watch some restaurant refurbishing, I'm going to watch Restaurant: Impossible.

Hell's Kitchen is also awesome. Basically anything Gordon Ramsay.

.....And none of those shows are on here, are they?

No, there's not. [He sighs.] Also no video games, or comic books, or anything that you'd want from home that fits into those categories.

[SIGH]

God, that's depressing. What are we supposed to do for fun?

I'm still figuring that out? But exploring this place can take up a lot of time, and it's pretty fun to see the differences in the different sectors. Not every day you see a bunch of tree houses like that.

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