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[Stiles appears on camera in his suite, and he's got an enormous, wicked smirk on his face. Giant, ethereal death-gods threatening the turtle? NBD, there's some other important stuff going on right now that really needs your attention.]
So. Sinbrilee is kinda cray. But I didn't go home without some fabulous parting gifts! I got a cool new dirk, which is a stupid name for a kickass weapon. AND. I found these kickass bracers. I haven't put 'em on yet, but they're so gonna be an integral part of my superhero costume I'm building.
[He holds up his prizes which look antique enough, yes, but there's something about those bracers.]
I also found a good stack of those little jelly gems, which I can confirm taste like the best, most quality gummy bears ever to exist. Like, imagine a full meal, really delicious, your favorite food...only delivered via the gummy medium. That's them. So if you still can, grab a bunch, save some grocery money.
[The video suddenly cuts out. But then continues, available to only one person on the network.]
***
{40% encrypted to Batman.} God I hope I did this right uh. So. Batman. May I call you Batman? Do you mind? I can call you the Dark Knight if you want, I'm so easy.
So. My cool new gear, I found it in a little wooden box. It was half buried under a tree root. And as I was digging out that neat little wooden box, I caught a glimpse of the edge of a copper coin under there too.
A big copper coin. Really big. Like...oh, I don't know, the size of the giant penny you have hanging in the Bat-Cave? I poked my head around the other side of the tree, and wouldn't you know, there it is, sorta buried but easily recognizable. I'm pretty sure it's yours.
Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's my number, so call me if you want the location of your giant penny.
So. Sinbrilee is kinda cray. But I didn't go home without some fabulous parting gifts! I got a cool new dirk, which is a stupid name for a kickass weapon. AND. I found these kickass bracers. I haven't put 'em on yet, but they're so gonna be an integral part of my superhero costume I'm building.
[He holds up his prizes which look antique enough, yes, but there's something about those bracers.]
I also found a good stack of those little jelly gems, which I can confirm taste like the best, most quality gummy bears ever to exist. Like, imagine a full meal, really delicious, your favorite food...only delivered via the gummy medium. That's them. So if you still can, grab a bunch, save some grocery money.
[The video suddenly cuts out. But then continues, available to only one person on the network.]
***
{40% encrypted to Batman.} God I hope I did this right uh. So. Batman. May I call you Batman? Do you mind? I can call you the Dark Knight if you want, I'm so easy.
So. My cool new gear, I found it in a little wooden box. It was half buried under a tree root. And as I was digging out that neat little wooden box, I caught a glimpse of the edge of a copper coin under there too.
A big copper coin. Really big. Like...oh, I don't know, the size of the giant penny you have hanging in the Bat-Cave? I poked my head around the other side of the tree, and wouldn't you know, there it is, sorta buried but easily recognizable. I'm pretty sure it's yours.
Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's my number, so call me if you want the location of your giant penny.
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