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[bacondivination]

[ Loki is leaning a bit too close to the terminal screen when he starts to record his little post. He seems a little too bright-eyed given the circumstances, and there’s an odd rapidity to his speech when he starts talking. ]

I have to admit, I am disappointed. [ He holds up a touchscreen phone so his audience can get a look at it. ] These Starkphones are simply not designed for the rigor of interdimensional travel, and the lack of service is a failure I cannot abide. How will I chronicle my doings without the aid of Instagram and Facebook? Nor can I go on to spread knowledge of this failing with a review!

At least the natives of this realm are accommodating, though I don’t think this makes for an adequate replacement of my phone.

[ He pauses only briefly before switching gears. ] Now, moving onto more important matters… I have a few questions about the quality of native cuisine and where the best breakfast can be found.

Comments

[bacondivination]

What is strange is that so many from similar times are here. Your case should be far more common.

[leviathaned]

I'm afraid I'm not actually familiar enough with interdimensional travel to come up with an explanation for that one.

[bacondivination]

I can't blame you. It's a tricky business, jumping dimensions.

[leviathaned]

I haven't gone insane, I can't complain too much.

[bacondivination]

Do the mad ever truly know? You must admit, this is an improbable situation.

[leviathaned]

...Let me amend: no more insane.

And it's not entirely implausible, just rather irritating. If they're looking for people to fight a war, they've made a bad pick, in my case.

[bacondivination]

They would have many regrets, if that's the case.

[leviathaned]

I'm sure they've got plenty and relatively few of them have my name on them. That's the nature of people.