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[bacondivination]

[ Loki is leaning a bit too close to the terminal screen when he starts to record his little post. He seems a little too bright-eyed given the circumstances, and there’s an odd rapidity to his speech when he starts talking. ]

I have to admit, I am disappointed. [ He holds up a touchscreen phone so his audience can get a look at it. ] These Starkphones are simply not designed for the rigor of interdimensional travel, and the lack of service is a failure I cannot abide. How will I chronicle my doings without the aid of Instagram and Facebook? Nor can I go on to spread knowledge of this failing with a review!

At least the natives of this realm are accommodating, though I don’t think this makes for an adequate replacement of my phone.

[ He pauses only briefly before switching gears. ] Now, moving onto more important matters… I have a few questions about the quality of native cuisine and where the best breakfast can be found.

Comments

[bacondivination]

[ That's right. Mortals better recognize. #forasgard ]

For a mortal.

[spiderkid]

You say that like you aren't one.

[/squiiiiint.]

[bacondivination]

I know. Strange, isn't it?

[ /trooooooll. ]

[spiderkid]

[Not gonna feed the troll.]

Whatever, man. Good luck finding that bacon.