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[bacondivination]

[ Loki is leaning a bit too close to the terminal screen when he starts to record his little post. He seems a little too bright-eyed given the circumstances, and there’s an odd rapidity to his speech when he starts talking. ]

I have to admit, I am disappointed. [ He holds up a touchscreen phone so his audience can get a look at it. ] These Starkphones are simply not designed for the rigor of interdimensional travel, and the lack of service is a failure I cannot abide. How will I chronicle my doings without the aid of Instagram and Facebook? Nor can I go on to spread knowledge of this failing with a review!

At least the natives of this realm are accommodating, though I don’t think this makes for an adequate replacement of my phone.

[ He pauses only briefly before switching gears. ] Now, moving onto more important matters… I have a few questions about the quality of native cuisine and where the best breakfast can be found.

Comments

[fuzzyelf]

Because it's disruptive during class and I'd rather have students pay attention to the lesson than their phone.

[bacondivination]

But that doesn't sound fun at all. Odin's beard, you mortals can be boring.

[fuzzyelf]

[He smiles and shakes his head.]

I didn't think school on normal subjects was meant to be fun to begin with.

[bacondivination]

Sadists, the lot of you.

[ Says a god that practically devoured books. And may have murdered his fair share of teachers to gain even more knowledge.

Details, details. ]

If you do not make it enjoyable, what motive do students have to learn? It's a terrible way to do things.

[fuzzyelf]

That's been my sole purpose in life.

Well, I certainly tried to make mine enjoyable, but then I taught drama so what's not to like about that? As well as some other classes that were practical and less theory.