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[bacondivination]

[ Loki is leaning a bit too close to the terminal screen when he starts to record his little post. He seems a little too bright-eyed given the circumstances, and there’s an odd rapidity to his speech when he starts talking. ]

I have to admit, I am disappointed. [ He holds up a touchscreen phone so his audience can get a look at it. ] These Starkphones are simply not designed for the rigor of interdimensional travel, and the lack of service is a failure I cannot abide. How will I chronicle my doings without the aid of Instagram and Facebook? Nor can I go on to spread knowledge of this failing with a review!

At least the natives of this realm are accommodating, though I don’t think this makes for an adequate replacement of my phone.

[ He pauses only briefly before switching gears. ] Now, moving onto more important matters… I have a few questions about the quality of native cuisine and where the best breakfast can be found.

Comments

[zinthosmantra]

Have you taken a look at the barrier up close yet?

[ She didn't mean visually. ]

[bacondivination]

Only at a distance. It's quite heavy, and what sustains it is foreign to me. I can't say I'm a fan.

[zinthosmantra]

It's keeping the ocean above us out, so you might want to be a little bit of a fan.

[bacondivination]

That one convenience aside, it is less a boon and more an inevitable great deal of trouble. That there is a being that sustains all of this bodes ill.

[zinthosmantra]

If you have an alternative, I'm sure everyone would be happy to hear it.

[bacondivination]

There's always options. It just depends if one has the constitution to deal with the consequences.

[ He says this as if he's not entirely sure he does. ]

[zinthosmantra]

A burden those with ability often have to face.

[bacondivination]

Hardly a true burden. It's simply a natural extension.