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[bacondivination]

[ Loki is leaning a bit too close to the terminal screen when he starts to record his little post. He seems a little too bright-eyed given the circumstances, and there’s an odd rapidity to his speech when he starts talking. ]

I have to admit, I am disappointed. [ He holds up a touchscreen phone so his audience can get a look at it. ] These Starkphones are simply not designed for the rigor of interdimensional travel, and the lack of service is a failure I cannot abide. How will I chronicle my doings without the aid of Instagram and Facebook? Nor can I go on to spread knowledge of this failing with a review!

At least the natives of this realm are accommodating, though I don’t think this makes for an adequate replacement of my phone.

[ He pauses only briefly before switching gears. ] Now, moving onto more important matters… I have a few questions about the quality of native cuisine and where the best breakfast can be found.

Comments

[bacondivination]

It may be a cultural artifact of my dimension and ones like it. Those of assorted forms of power are so common that it often saves time and a quick check on Heropedia.

[urbanmagic]

As if you'd find every last one of them on a wiki like that. You'd have more chance drawing out a lucky lottery number. Still, it seems to be normal enough here.

[bacondivination]

Well, if it were not otherwise available, you might just get information for free from the source. What people say and how they say it can tell you all kinds of things.

[urbanmagic]

Speaking from experience?

Well, whatever makes them comfortable, really. I've heard enough stories of how different they get treated here and back in their homes. So! You're taking all of this really easily.

[bacondivination]

A bit, and I'd be happy to go into all the gratuitous exposition if you'd like.

[urbanmagic]

Why not? I've got time today to listen, after all. I'd be more than happy to hear it.

[bacondivination]

Hmmm... no. I'd be sorry, but I'm much too fickle for all that.