01. says i'm a bad man (VIDEO)

[grayatonement]

[Sylar turns on the console. Before the screen is a man who looks nothing like Sylar himself. Instead, he sits in a full suit with horn-rimmed glasses adorning his very Jack Coleman-like appearance. When he addresses the camera, it's confident, professional, and direct.]

My name is Noah Bennet. I'm an Agent in a very specialized division of Homeland Security within the United States Government.

If anyone here knows anything about.. potentially extraordinary individuals, or works with the U.S. government, I'd like to speak to you.

Thank you.

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[mrsarcastic003]

You don't think it might be a little dark for his complexion?

No kidding. And don't even start on the midichlorians.

Oh, those lego sets. Many fond hours as a little kid.

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[skybluejeep]

Nah, it'd just make his eyes pop. By the way, I'm Stiles, no I don't wear eyeliner.

Have you ever seen "The People Vs. George Lucas?" It's pretty awesome. I mean, not that we can watch it here if you haven't, but still.

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[mrsarcastic003]

I'm Tim, and neither do I. [Aside from circumstances involving being undercover.]

I haven't seen that--sounds like something I should look up when I get home, though.

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[skybluejeep]

'Sup, Tim?

It's on Netflix streaming. ...God I miss Netflix.

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[mrsarcastic003]

Nice to meet you.

You and me both. [Not that he actually has a whole lot of time for TV and movies, but still. Sometimes it happens.] I have a whole season of Bridezillas to catch up on.

[No, he does not watch Bridezillas.]

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[skybluejeep]

Okay, you're the second guy I've met here with a love of trashy reality shows. I swear, it's time to petition the Emperor to get those shows here somehow. Magic. I don't care. But we require Hell's Kitchen at the very least.

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[mrsarcastic003]

You're a Gordon Ramsay fan, then?

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[skybluejeep]

Yes. Who isn't?

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[mrsarcastic003]

No one I want to know.

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[skybluejeep]

Did you see the Kitchen Nightmares with Amy's Baking Company?

Hooooooly crap what a train wreck.

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[mrsarcastic003]

No, I haven't--sounds like I have some TV to catch up on when I get home. How bad was it?

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[skybluejeep]

It was amazing. Crazy-eyed trophy wife and her suspiciously foreign rich husband, running a crap restaurant in Arizona. They called in Chef Ramsay to basically butt-pat them and tell them they were doing everything right.

Clearly they'd never watched the show before. He walked out on them.

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[mrsarcastic003]

...I really need to see this one, I think.

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[skybluejeep]

Like I said, it's amazing.

The next time the Emperor holds court, I'm gonna ask if we can get that somehow. Yes, I will waste time and possibly magic for Hell's Kitchen and Kitchen Nightmares.

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[mrsarcastic003]

You're a little ridiculous, but I like your style. You'll have to let me know how it goes with the Emperor.

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[skybluejeep]

Can do. The second we hear the beautiful voice of Gordon Ramsay on the network, all will be well on the turtle.

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[mrsarcastic003]

I think this is the first time I've heard his voice referred to as 'beautiful.' But I see your point. There's something truly wonderful about his screams of 'DONKEY' when people are being idiots.