01. says i'm a bad man (VIDEO)

[grayatonement]

[Sylar turns on the console. Before the screen is a man who looks nothing like Sylar himself. Instead, he sits in a full suit with horn-rimmed glasses adorning his very Jack Coleman-like appearance. When he addresses the camera, it's confident, professional, and direct.]

My name is Noah Bennet. I'm an Agent in a very specialized division of Homeland Security within the United States Government.

If anyone here knows anything about.. potentially extraordinary individuals, or works with the U.S. government, I'd like to speak to you.

Thank you.

Comments

[bacondivination]

Of course, I'm surprised you didn't settle on the course of action immediately. You mortals can be so slow.

[grayatonement]

Yes, we can be.

I take it you are immortal?

[bacondivination]

[ Loki's eyebrows knit together in apparent consternation as if that had been a slip of the tongue, but only briefly.

Of course, he's said it deliberately. He's almost never reticent about his deity status, but he sure doesn't seem like it. ]

Depends on the definition.

[grayatonement]

You can't be killed.

[bacondivination]

It's never stuck, anyway. I just happen to have all kinds of tricks. Is that worrisome, Agent Noah Bennet?

[ Because if it is, that would tickle him to no end. ]

[grayatonement]

Not at all. Do you heal or is it your talents that keep you from dying?

[bacondivination]

Maybe.

[ That's not even a valid answer to an either-or question. ]

So what can you do?

[grayatonement]

Both then.

Me? I have all the necessary training to make sure that people stay safe.

[bacondivination]

[ There is something that he really doesn't like about this guy's professional manner, but it's the liar's lament in a nutshell. Being who he is, he can really only assume everyone else is an inevitable problem somehow.

Later, he'll decide that he's just mad that he can't get a rise out of this Noah Bennet guy.]

I can't imagine any sort of 'training' would make you very good at it.

[grayatonement]

It doesn't guarantee anything, but it helps.

[bacondivination]

[ Abruptly: ] You're boring. You're boring me now. Does nothing ruffle you?

[grayatonement]

[You flatterer, you.]

Nothing so far.

[bacondivination]

We'll have to find something then. Good luck with your witch-hunt.