01. says i'm a bad man (VIDEO)

[grayatonement]

[Sylar turns on the console. Before the screen is a man who looks nothing like Sylar himself. Instead, he sits in a full suit with horn-rimmed glasses adorning his very Jack Coleman-like appearance. When he addresses the camera, it's confident, professional, and direct.]

My name is Noah Bennet. I'm an Agent in a very specialized division of Homeland Security within the United States Government.

If anyone here knows anything about.. potentially extraordinary individuals, or works with the U.S. government, I'd like to speak to you.

Thank you.

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[grayatonement]

[He seems a bit begrudging in his response.]

Not for a long time, honestly.

[manofiron]

Okay. Well, here's the CliffsNotes version of how to succeed in talking to real people. Don't ask them to put themselves on little official lists. That's bad.

[grayatonement]

I haven't done any such thing and I have no intention to.

[manofiron]

Do you have short-term memory problems?

[grayatonement]

[He sighs, because Sylar's far more impatient than the real Noah Bennet.]

Did you want to try to prove me wrong? Or do you prefer reveling in your perceived superiority?

[manofiron]

I don't need to try. You are wrong. It's fine. Just learn from your mistakes.

[grayatonement]

Always have.

[manofiron]

Then there's hope for you yet, young padawan.

[grayatonement]

I like to think so.

[manofiron]

Now go forth and refrain from making huge social blunders. The Republic's counting on you.