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Okay, so we have this masquerade coming up soon, and I don't know if you guys have been paying attention, but you're all running out of time to find dates and make plans and all that stuff.
I guess this is me looking for someone to take, and it can be totally friendly and stuff if you're not into giant rock dudes.
[He shrugs.]
I also need any guys who are in to other guys to check in, especially if they're looking for a date too, because I can hook you up with the second coolest mutant on this turtle's back, and he's gonna be too shy to do this himself.
So, fellas, hit me up for a night you probably won't forget.
[And then he disconnects...
...
Only to sign back on two minutes later.]
And I'm not the one interested in taking a guy, before you all start thinking that. I am the coolest mutant here, so that should have been a giveaway.
I guess this is me looking for someone to take, and it can be totally friendly and stuff if you're not into giant rock dudes.
[He shrugs.]
I also need any guys who are in to other guys to check in, especially if they're looking for a date too, because I can hook you up with the second coolest mutant on this turtle's back, and he's gonna be too shy to do this himself.
So, fellas, hit me up for a night you probably won't forget.
[And then he disconnects...
...
Only to sign back on two minutes later.]
And I'm not the one interested in taking a guy, before you all start thinking that. I am the coolest mutant here, so that should have been a giveaway.