shockjock[Just in case any of you turtle-dwelling simpletons had forgotten about her, Livewire has decided to grace the network with her presence today.
In order to better reprimand all of you. Which is precisely why she's glaring into the camera now, showing an odd mix of boredom and barely restrained anger. Well. Barely restrained by her standards. For anyone else, she's likely coming across as exceptionally irate.]
Can we move it here, people? Bein' normal again was nice 'n all, but it's gettin' kinda old.
So what's takin' you people so long to fix this already? Not like there's a shortage of cape 'n cowled freaks running around to help out! Even without powers I figured even you idiots coulda gotten this mess taken care of by now, so what's the hold-up?
[Not like she's put in any effort herself, but then again, it's not like she's terribly philanthropic to start with. Probably why she's taking it out on the heroes, who she's used to seeing rush to save the day no matter how minor the problem is.]
Do you spandex-loving freaks only get to work if somebody from the press is around, or what? Because last I checked, there's no newspapers around. So, how 'bout you just hop to it anyway, 'kay babies? I got things to do, people to kill, and about much patience as Superman's got common sense. And for those of you luck enough not to know who I'm talkin' about, the man flies around wearin' his underwear on the outside, so we're not talkin' very big numbers here.