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[fuckchild]

[Hello freaky turtle city, it's probably the most inconvenient time you're getting this text. Dante's bored and he hasn't gotten himself into a fight, so here he is, sending out stupid texts. It's a multiple part text so you may answer whatever you feel like, or not. Whatever.]

show of hands how many of you assholes are superheroes? you know, the crime fighters, the freaks with the costumes, the sidekicks... you get the idea.

also

18 y.o anarchist seeking adventurous hot freaky girls willing to explore a little too much. dinner optional. more into bars. shots. whiskey. beer. that kind of thing. girl must be able to handle her alcohol and get into some trouble.

this isn't how it's done is it?

[Eh, probably not. He doesn't care.]

14. [Video]

[tactile_telekinesis]

[For anyone close to him, or that knows him, they'll have noticed that he was gone. Vanished for a few days with no sign of him at all. But he's back on the network and scratching at his nose.]

So the ride from the palace is better than getting' fished out the sea, that's for sure. I don't get why we even arrived in the ocean to begin with.

[He pauses and looks a little thoughtful as he looks around his suite.] Guess I wasn't gone for that long, huh? I mean, it doesn't feel like it was and it doesn't look like I was going by the network.

Always thought if I left this place and came back it'd be a bigger gap between it. Guess the turtle ain't so bored of me yet.

So what'd I miss? Anythin' interesting?