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Agent Tony Chu, FDA ([personal profile] cibopath) wrote in [community profile] tushanshu2013-09-16 01:16 am

video; backdated to the morning of the 14th

[Once again, Tony's all business and all sourpuss. But this time, he's just gotten out of bed: his hair's still sticking up in places, and careful viewers might notice that he's presently missing an ear. This week's thieves somehow managed to take something of his.

...N...not the ear.

Either way, for a guy who's notoriously anal about knowing where his things are all the time, this is a Big Thing-- particularly when Tony's got some sentimental things tucked into the wallet that was pickpocketed away from him last night.
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I've gotta hand it to you, whoever you are-- you're way more than just a petty thief. [He sniffs in distaste.] You're pretty good to slip under my nose. But three thefts on Foreigners in a row, all within a few days? Unless you're trying to show off, you're just making yourself obvious.

Sooner or later, you are going to get caught.

[Tony adds, coldly:]

By the way, I keep my juulan in a bag-- not my wallet. You've just wasted a whole lot of effort making one more enemy. Unless the Emperor's set up a currency exchange and I haven't been paying attention, have fun with my useless American dollars. Asshole.
andaway: (If you go a million miles away)

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[personal profile] andaway 2013-09-16 10:47 am (UTC)(link)
[If Clark notices the lack of an ear, he doesn't make any comments about it. The journalist gets ready to take notes- this sudden rise of thefts can't be coincidental.]

We shouldn't completely rule out the possibility that the Kedan are the ones stealing things.
andaway: ([Whistle])

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[personal profile] andaway 2013-09-17 09:33 pm (UTC)(link)
From what we've seen, the people they have stolen from aren't exactly standard careless, easy-to-mug victims. Using shape-shifting would make it easier- but that would raise the question on why would they start stealing from us I guess...
andaway: (If you go a million miles away)

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[personal profile] andaway 2013-09-20 07:57 pm (UTC)(link)
At a risk of sounding cliche I'm afraid I have to say 'it's complicated'. They seem nice enough, they give us a house, they give us jobs, they give us- anything we need actually as long as we ask nicely.

But a while ago the powers that be had to set some strict food rationing when the turtle fell ill and the Kedan blamed it all on us wasting their resources. It's calmed down a bit now that everything is more or less back to normal but all that anger didn't just come out of nowhere.
andaway: (Did you ever believe?)

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[personal profile] andaway 2013-09-22 07:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Neither have I, and I don't really like being distrustful of a species who's sharing their home with us so easily. We can't deny there is a possibility.

Another one would be a foreign who's expert burglar.
andaway: (That I am not I am not afraid)

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[personal profile] andaway 2013-09-25 08:57 pm (UTC)(link)
[He holds back a snort. Vigilante in black spandex? He doesn't need to be the best detective in the world to figure out that out.]

I come from a world where superheroes are a thing, so that doesn't faze me as much as it should. Do you come from a world without them?
andaway: (That I am not I am not afraid)

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[personal profile] andaway 2013-09-26 10:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Is this a good moment to mention we have actually a couple demigods running around the turtle? Pretty nice kids actually, most of them.
andaway: ([Wut])

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[personal profile] andaway 2013-09-27 07:51 pm (UTC)(link)
[That reaction gets a laugh out of Clark.]

Yeah, at one point you just stop questioning it.
andaway: (Now I'm a man)

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[personal profile] andaway 2013-10-06 08:21 pm (UTC)(link)
A floating turtle who is somehow a realm between Life and Death no less. But don't worry, if you come from a relatively normal world it takes time to get used to this kind of things- and you haven't been here for that long, have you?
andaway: (Now I'm a man)

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[personal profile] andaway 2013-10-10 09:22 pm (UTC)(link)
[Are you shooting lasers out of your eyes Tony, are you?]

You get used to it, I promise. It's better if you try not to focus on the weird.
andaway: ([Leaning])

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[personal profile] andaway 2013-10-13 08:14 pm (UTC)(link)
[Don't break your teeth trying, Chu.]

They are honestly more focused on making sure we do not wear a hat after 6pm. It's not that they are inefficient, they just have their own personal focus.
andaway: (with solace I give you this song)

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[personal profile] andaway 2013-10-14 06:57 pm (UTC)(link)
[He shakes his head. Superman isn't technically law enforcement since he'd have to officially be considered a vigilante... so he isn't lying. Not really.]

I'm a journalist, paying attention with this kind of things comes with the job.
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[personal profile] andaway 2013-10-18 08:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Really? Is she around? We could use more coworkers on the radio.