3rd Battle ✙ [Video]

[cantbewalled]

[He's short with all the roundness of baby fat in his cheeks and in a shirt much too big for himself. Some may recognize the wild hair and eyes--they are a bit redder and brighter in color than they were before. And while a lot of people may look annoyed or angry? He's positively beaming.]

Who did it? England's not around with his fairy wand, so one of you had to have done it. You may have thought this was a fun prank but it is the best day since I've been here yet! It's like it's the thirteenth century all over again. I hadn't realized I was this adorable back then. [Obviously someone has been top absorbed in himself to pay much attention to the announcements.]

So how many of you got turned into cute little kids? I bet none of you are as cute as I was. But now all of my clothes are too big. Anyone want to trade? Better yet! Anyone know a good seamstress?

{OOC: Prussia is reliving his self-delusionally glorified childhood a bit. All responses will come from showmeyourballs. Ignore that >>;}

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[wintershepherd]

[ Jack looks relatively the same but sounds worlds different. ]

I'm glad you're happy about it, Gilbert.

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[cantbewalled]

What's not to be happy about? Being a cute little kid with no worries is the best. Ah, yeah. [So nostalgic.] Back then all I had to do was pray, fight and convert people.

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[wintershepherd]

Okay, well-- no doing the last two here but it's good that you have nice memories of it.

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[cantbewalled]

Who converts people anymore? I think everyone gave up on that back in the 1800s. [Prussia laughs. Notice he is not giving any promises of no fighting.] But what's up with your voice? You don't look like a little kid but you sound like you got kicked in the balls a few times.

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[wintershepherd]

[ Oh, Jack noticed. He doesn't seem offended by the remark though. ]

It goes with the rest of me this morning when I woke up.

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[cantbewalled]

Rest of you...? [He looks him over a bit more intensely, trying to figure out what he means. He notices the longer hair, but otherwise... He snorts.] You look like someone tried to turn you into a girl and stopped half way.

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[wintershepherd]

[ And just for that, Jack bats his eyelashes at the screen. ]

You're so mean, Gilbert.

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[watcheslanterns]

I can sew if you need some help?

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[cantbewalled]

[Oh, it's some girl!]

You're a seamstress?

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[watcheslanterns]

Well, I've never been one professionally, but I've made all of my own clothes since I was young.

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[cantbewalled]

[Prussia is officially interested.]

I need a white tunic and trousers and a cape!

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[watcheslanterns]

I should be able to do that. [She nods.]

Where are you staying? I can come by and make sure what I makes will fit.

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[cantbewalled]

No, you know, you better make that a full cloak. They get better wind. [What does that mean? Only he knows.] EA-1D. You can't miss the flag on the roof! Ah, I'm going to look so cool.

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[fuzzyelf]

[Look at this grump here with his puffed out cheeks.]

This wasn't exactly fun the first time around.

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[cantbewalled]

[BUT KURT LOOKS SO CUTE.] You're like a blue elf! How could you not have had fun with that?

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[fuzzyelf]

[GOD YOU CAN'T JUST GO AROUND CALLING PEOPLE CUTE! But he totally was.]

Replace elf with devil. [He shows is teeth as a reminder about his fangs. And a flick of his tail. But he shrugged.] Whatever brought the money in I suppose.

[He doesn't look too bothered by it now.]

That and my clothes are a hundred sizes too big. I really liked this shirt. [A small put on pout.]

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[cantbewalled]

[Prussia runs a hand through his hair.]

The tail I could get, but you're...blue. It completely ruins the threatening air. [Obviously there is nothing devilish about being a furry blue person to him.] Not like humans ever really know what a devil looks like anyway. They've called me that before, can you believe it? [Sure, what's devilish about nearly white hair, red eyes, and pale skin?]

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[fuzzyelf]

That's what I thought as well. If I was red, then okay. [But try being a four year old and trying to say that to someone who is essentially letting your family stay there. He then looks a little surprised. He doesn't really see why people would call him it either.]

That's insane!

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[cantbewalled]

I took it as a compliment! [Be raised in a religious order with red eyes, and they'll definitely have a thing or two to say, but as long as they kept winning, it worked out for him.] They knew how strong I was even back then. Most people don't realize that they're pathetic attempts to insult me just prove how amazing I am. Their jealousy couldn't touch me.

[Learn from his example, Kurt.]

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[langsyne]

And just how long have you been here?

[Because if this magical madness is the best thing that's happened to this dude, Scott is not sure he wants to stick around longer.]

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[cantbewalled]

Not long at all. It's been like a vacation. [Five months is pretty much nothing in his lifetime.]

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[langsyne]

A vacation that involves babysitting turtle eggs and getting turned into kids. Right.

[Are you secretly part of the Fantastic Four Prussia, is that why all of this is normal for you and you don't seem bothered at all?]

Is this normal for you?

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[cantbewalled]

[Prussia laughs and it still manages to sound maniacal even in such a small body.]

Sure beats the time we got invaded by the parallel world where everyone had cat ears and there were 100 naked Frances.

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[langsyne]

[God it is hellishly weird to be talking about naked people with a small child.]

...Why were they naked?

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[cantbewalled]

[He was over a hundred years old when he was this size!]

France doesn't need a reason to get naked. His problem is spending too much time trying to get everyone else naked.