[video]

[sharpes]

[Brandon looks, for all intents and purposes, bored as hell.]

You know what this place really needs?

[Bit of a pause. Purely for dramatic effect, you understand. He is an actor.]

Twitter.

And if you have to ask me what that is, you're seriously dead to me. Like. Don't even try.

Comments

[Video]

[sharpes]

... Wow. I never thought I'd say this to anyone, but I'm actually envious.

[Babes in bikinis generally means guys in speedos right...]

[Video]

[tactile_telekinesis]

Yeah, I get that. Was an amazing place.

[Lots Brandon, you'd like it :|]

[Video]

[sharpes]

Hard being away from it?

[Video]

[tactile_telekinesis]

Getting used to it. Hadn't stayed there in weeks before coming here. But totally think I'm going to just...stay away. From now on.

[Video]

[sharpes]

What? Why? Hell, I'd never leave.

[Video]

[tactile_telekinesis]

Don't really have a choice. Not welcome any more.

It's my fault that my girlfriend was killed so...her family don't want to see me and I totally did more damage than anything when I was there.

[Video]

[sharpes]

[You know, for a self-absorbed asshole, Brandon still manages to look... upset on Kon's behalf.]

Shit. Dude, sorry to hear that.

[Video]

[tactile_telekinesis]

[It'd be the same if the roles were reversed. Kon brings his shoulders up and still smiles.]

You learn from it. You try not to make the same kind of mistakes.

[He's tried to rein in the attitude as well.]

[Video]

[sharpes]

... Yeah. I know what that's like.

[they are bonding and it is the cutest.]

[Video]

[tactile_telekinesis]

You too, huh? Sometimes it just really sucks.

[YAY FRANDS?]

[Video]

[sharpes]

Man. Tell me about it. You screw up once and it's like, sorry kid here's your supervillain manifesto.

[eyeroll.]

[Video]

[tactile_telekinesis]

Well, it's not been that bad but I'm sure most people in Hawaii thought I was just as awful as the actual supervillains. Sure you mess up but it's like 'hey, you're still alive, right?'

[Video]

[sharpes]

Screw 'em, then. If they can't tell the difference it's not like it's our problem.

[Video]

[tactile_telekinesis]

Yeah. I mean it doesn't bother me so much right now? I've got my own thing here and back home, I can deal with that when I get back.

Hey, maybe even look out for this Twitter thing.

[He grins at that.]

[Video]

[sharpes]

Just make sure you invest in it, dude. That and Facebook.

[Video]

[tactile_telekinesis]

Oh don't worry about that, I'll never stop. Facebook? That something similar?

[Video]

[sharpes]

It's like... a thing.

[How does he describe Facebook.]

It started out as a way for like, I don't know, people to keep in touch after college or something. But it grew into this worldwide phenomenon. Everybody pretty much has a Facebook. Anybody worth knowing, anyway. And its stocks are through the roof.

[Video]

[tactile_telekinesis]

Yeah we don't have anything like that where I'm from. Not yet at least.

Man, why can't these sort of things be around now, we've got fan clubs and stuff but nothing else.

[Video]

[sharpes]

Oh god. So passée, bro. Sorry.

[Video]

[tactile_telekinesis]

Eh, when you live it and don't know any other way, not so bad.

[Video]

[sharpes]

... I guess you've got a point there. Grass can't always be greener, right?

[Video]

[tactile_telekinesis]

Would be awesome if it was. I'm sure we've got stuff you haven't.

[Video]

[sharpes]

Like what?

[Oops he sounds just the tiniest bit challenging.]

[Video]

[tactile_telekinesis]

My comic.

[Video]

[sharpes]

You've got a comic.

[... pause. laugh.]

Dude, that's so meta.