[video]

[sharpes]

[Brandon looks, for all intents and purposes, bored as hell.]

You know what this place really needs?

[Bit of a pause. Purely for dramatic effect, you understand. He is an actor.]

Twitter.

And if you have to ask me what that is, you're seriously dead to me. Like. Don't even try.

Comments

[Video]

[tactile_telekinesis]

Oh don't worry about that, I'll never stop. Facebook? That something similar?

[Video]

[sharpes]

It's like... a thing.

[How does he describe Facebook.]

It started out as a way for like, I don't know, people to keep in touch after college or something. But it grew into this worldwide phenomenon. Everybody pretty much has a Facebook. Anybody worth knowing, anyway. And its stocks are through the roof.

[Video]

[tactile_telekinesis]

Yeah we don't have anything like that where I'm from. Not yet at least.

Man, why can't these sort of things be around now, we've got fan clubs and stuff but nothing else.

[Video]

[sharpes]

Oh god. So passée, bro. Sorry.

[Video]

[tactile_telekinesis]

Eh, when you live it and don't know any other way, not so bad.

[Video]

[sharpes]

... I guess you've got a point there. Grass can't always be greener, right?

[Video]

[tactile_telekinesis]

Would be awesome if it was. I'm sure we've got stuff you haven't.

[Video]

[sharpes]

Like what?

[Oops he sounds just the tiniest bit challenging.]

[Video]

[tactile_telekinesis]

My comic.

[Video]

[sharpes]

You've got a comic.

[... pause. laugh.]

Dude, that's so meta.

[Video]

[tactile_telekinesis]

Yeah, was pretty cool until they ended it. Still don't know why they did it.

[Video]

[sharpes]

Who owned the rights to the title?

[Video]

[tactile_telekinesis]

My agent at the time.

[Video]

[sharpes]

[Wow nope he definitely doesn't have PTSD relative to agents nope nope.]

Yeah? Well screw that guy then.

[Video]

[tactile_telekinesis]

Hey, the guy was okay. Basically like family. He just...was kind of an ass at times and wanted quick cash fixes.

[Video]

[sharpes]

And that doesn't sound sleazy to you?

[Video]

[tactile_telekinesis]

The guy had 'sleaze' pretty much tattooed all over his face but...he's still the best kind of family I had. Y'know, when he wasn't thinking up kooky plans to save his bacon.

[Video]

[sharpes]

[Skeptic, thy name is...]

How does that work?

[Video]

[tactile_telekinesis]

Him and Roxy were there for me through some tough times.

[Video]

[sharpes]

People can be there for you and still use you for their own-- whatever, goals or something.

[Video]

[tactile_telekinesis]

Hey, not like I don't tell him to lay off some when it gets too far.

[Video]

[sharpes]

Good.

[he hates agents, okay.]

[Video]

[tactile_telekinesis]

Take it you had some kinda bad experience then? Cause that would seriously suck.

[Video]

[sharpes]

Oh, you know. The usual. Assholes in the industry.

[Or... something like that.]

[Video]

[tactile_telekinesis]

Ouch, sorry to hear that. You got away from them, right?

[Aw you know Kon's totally here for you bro.]