[video]

[sharpes]

[Brandon looks, for all intents and purposes, bored as hell.]

You know what this place really needs?

[Bit of a pause. Purely for dramatic effect, you understand. He is an actor.]

Twitter.

And if you have to ask me what that is, you're seriously dead to me. Like. Don't even try.

Comments

[Video]

[sharpes]

... Yeah. I know what that's like.

[they are bonding and it is the cutest.]

[Video]

[tactile_telekinesis]

You too, huh? Sometimes it just really sucks.

[YAY FRANDS?]

[Video]

[sharpes]

Man. Tell me about it. You screw up once and it's like, sorry kid here's your supervillain manifesto.

[eyeroll.]

[Video]

[tactile_telekinesis]

Well, it's not been that bad but I'm sure most people in Hawaii thought I was just as awful as the actual supervillains. Sure you mess up but it's like 'hey, you're still alive, right?'

[Video]

[sharpes]

Screw 'em, then. If they can't tell the difference it's not like it's our problem.

[Video]

[tactile_telekinesis]

Yeah. I mean it doesn't bother me so much right now? I've got my own thing here and back home, I can deal with that when I get back.

Hey, maybe even look out for this Twitter thing.

[He grins at that.]

[Video]

[sharpes]

Just make sure you invest in it, dude. That and Facebook.

[Video]

[tactile_telekinesis]

Oh don't worry about that, I'll never stop. Facebook? That something similar?

[Video]

[sharpes]

It's like... a thing.

[How does he describe Facebook.]

It started out as a way for like, I don't know, people to keep in touch after college or something. But it grew into this worldwide phenomenon. Everybody pretty much has a Facebook. Anybody worth knowing, anyway. And its stocks are through the roof.

[Video]

[tactile_telekinesis]

Yeah we don't have anything like that where I'm from. Not yet at least.

Man, why can't these sort of things be around now, we've got fan clubs and stuff but nothing else.

[Video]

[sharpes]

Oh god. So passée, bro. Sorry.

[Video]

[tactile_telekinesis]

Eh, when you live it and don't know any other way, not so bad.

[Video]

[sharpes]

... I guess you've got a point there. Grass can't always be greener, right?

[Video]

[tactile_telekinesis]

Would be awesome if it was. I'm sure we've got stuff you haven't.

[Video]

[sharpes]

Like what?

[Oops he sounds just the tiniest bit challenging.]

[Video]

[tactile_telekinesis]

My comic.

[Video]

[sharpes]

You've got a comic.

[... pause. laugh.]

Dude, that's so meta.

[Video]

[tactile_telekinesis]

Yeah, was pretty cool until they ended it. Still don't know why they did it.

[Video]

[sharpes]

Who owned the rights to the title?

[Video]

[tactile_telekinesis]

My agent at the time.

[Video]

[sharpes]

[Wow nope he definitely doesn't have PTSD relative to agents nope nope.]

Yeah? Well screw that guy then.

[Video]

[tactile_telekinesis]

Hey, the guy was okay. Basically like family. He just...was kind of an ass at times and wanted quick cash fixes.

[Video]

[sharpes]

And that doesn't sound sleazy to you?

[Video]

[tactile_telekinesis]

The guy had 'sleaze' pretty much tattooed all over his face but...he's still the best kind of family I had. Y'know, when he wasn't thinking up kooky plans to save his bacon.

[Video]

[sharpes]

[Skeptic, thy name is...]

How does that work?