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[sharpes]

[Brandon looks, for all intents and purposes, bored as hell.]

You know what this place really needs?

[Bit of a pause. Purely for dramatic effect, you understand. He is an actor.]

Twitter.

And if you have to ask me what that is, you're seriously dead to me. Like. Don't even try.

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[cue one kicked puppy expression, (mostly) faked]

Aw, come on. Was I really that obvious?

[sharpes]

Babe, you were so obvious.

[THEATRICAL EYE ROLL.]

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You started it.

[Stephanie Brown: actually a five year old]

[sharpes]

You wanna come over here and I'll finish it, too.

[EYEBROW WAGGLE.]

and then they made out forever the end

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There's an invitation if I ever heard one.

[And 'come over here' she does, wrapping her arms around his neck and kissing him soundly.]