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[skybluejeep]

[Hey! It's Clara! Only she's got a very annoyed and perplexed look on her face. And she's wearing a long-sleeve plaid shirt over a t-shirt. Uh? Well hang on.]

So. In case it hasn't been covered yet? This whole thing? With the switching bodies and the de-aging and the gender-swapping and the shenanigans? Not okay. Definitely in the realm of crazy and weird. And uncool. And what the actual fresh hell.

Can we please get some magic people on this? Like...yesterday? Like, I'd really like my old body back. It's only got a few thousand miles on the odometer and my insurance payment just went through.

I'd also like to know who's wearing my body? Because if it's anybody other than Clara, I need to know where to fill out a lost and found claim form.

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[parallels]

Don't even complain.

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[skybluejeep]

[He stares at himself over the video feed, and puts one hand up to his borrowed forehead.]

This is easily the most surreal thing I've ever had to deal with.

I'm not complaining. I'm flailing. There's a huge difference.

[parallels]

Just stay calm and don't do anything... Weird.

We'll get sorted out somehow.

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[langsyne]

[God he is so entertained by all of this and still mourning the fact that there's no popcorn to go along with it.]

Switching bodies isn't that bad.

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[skybluejeep]

Oh, sure. Sure it's not. I only just woke up a woman and that's just fine.

[Ugh get out. I am not a dancing monkey for your amusement dude.]

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[mccallmemaybe]

Did you just say "wearing my body"? You know how creepy that sounds, right?

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[skybluejeep]

What else am I supposed to say? "Hey everybody, who's going around looking like a dashingly handsome guy with a couple of moles and a turned up nose?"

[manofiron]

So you're not actually Clara? What's that like? Being someone else.

[skybluejeep]

Nope. I'm the other cutie with the turned up nose and sass mouth. There are two of us.

It's really freakin' surreal. Especially talking to my body over the network.

[parallels]

Awkward.

Gangly and full of hormones. Never wanted to experience being a teenage boy, but life throws us loops.

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[imaginate]

[Just. A kid. Staring at you in total horror.]

You misplaced her?

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[skybluejeep]

No! She's fine! She's just in my body.

[parallels]

Kyle.

Don't worry I'm...

Surviving.

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[tactile_telekinesis]

[So Kon was aged up and he's rubbing his face with a loud groan.]

I am getting so lost with who is who now.

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[skybluejeep]

Yeah? You think? Maybe just a little?

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[escarabajo]

Hey, Cla--

[...wait.]

... Stiles?

[skybluejeep]

Yup.

Yup.

[parallels]

Hey Jaime.

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[iguanasolution]

In my experience, magic-related shenanigans take a while to get solved so we should probably get comfortable. [Frank is still not getting a bra though.]

Then again we'd usually have to go on a quest to Alaska to get our bodies back or something, so I can't complain.

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[skybluejeep]

Frank?

Oh bummer, it got you too, huh?

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[wingedwarrior]

Cla-- [A beat. That's. Not Clara, is it.] Who are you? [And should she know you, because she's drawing a blank.]

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[skybluejeep]

Stiles. I'm Stiles.

[parallels]

If you're looking for Clara...

Hullo.

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[elevenoutoften]

[Well this was ... weird? He was going to go with weird.]

You swapped bodies. With Clara. Accidentally. [He sort of flails his hands generally. This totally doesn't happen often.] Erm, who are you then?

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[skybluejeep]

No, we did it on purpose, actually! Since everybody else was doing it, we figured we'd join the trend.

[Well at least his sarcasm is still intact.]

I'm Stiles. And you're the Doctor. We talked a few weeks ago? About that Mally guy? I know Rose and Donna, too?