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Agent Tony Chu, FDA ([personal profile] cibopath) wrote in [community profile] tushanshu2013-09-26 12:41 pm

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[Howdy, network; have a slightly less scruffy guy! He seems to have cleaned himself up a little bit-- not quite as much stray stubble this afternoon-- and, unlike the vast majority of the network these last few days, appears to still be as biologically male and 30-something as ever. (He even remembered the prosthetic ear this time.) But he's not unaffected: not by far. He's lost his powers and couldn't be more thrilled. Turns out, not having awful psychic visions with your food is GREAT.

As opposed to last time's frustrations, Tony is... uncharacteristically happy. He's NEVER happy. At first losing the power was cause for alarm: checking the network and seeing the cause has put him a little at ease. May as well enjoy the "vacation". He's wearing a smile that, in spite of his attempts to stay cool, completely betrays the fact that he's restraining the urge to laugh and sing show tunes and all that cheery nonsense.
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So. [Tony beams.]

Does anyone know of any good places to eat around here?
fdaterminator: (Tony you can't be happy)

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[personal profile] fdaterminator 2013-10-27 01:25 am (UTC)(link)
I don't think I've ever heard you say that before. Mainly because you don't enjoy anything.

[The sigh, though, is more your speed, Ton. He gives a small smile despite himself and stares off towards the bar.]

More normal than a teenage girl screwing up an entire city because she mispronounced something backwards. [And then he remembers Peter Pilaf, the asshole food whatever that Olive liked from Francis Bacon High School who threatened to blow up the world by uploading a recipe to the internet.]

...Okay maybe you got a point, but at least you cibo-freaks are in the minority. You and me are like the only two here that can't fly or shoot lasers or shit.
Edited 2013-10-27 01:26 (UTC)
fdaterminator: (Don't touch me)

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[personal profile] fdaterminator 2013-11-02 01:27 am (UTC)(link)
Don't even bother to lie to me.

Would you try to police that? [People with food-based powers are one thing, but people like Superman?]
fdaterminator: (Not interested)

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[personal profile] fdaterminator 2013-11-09 11:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[Hah! As far as he was concerned, he finally got you to admit it.]

I'm all open to suggestions. [He goes quiet when the waiter brings them his food, and he digs in for a bit, giving Tony the thought that he was done with that line of thought. Only...] See Ton, now you understand how I feel all the fucking time.