04 - Video; anonymous location

[spiderkid]

[Hey there, network! Have a Spider-Man!]

So, those of you who know Spider-Man know how he's -- I'm-- always swinging around on webs, right? Well, truth of the matter is, I'm running short on the stuff and not entirely sure how to make more, so I need the help of some of our resident geniuses. I dunno, Tony Stark maybe? Somebody who's good with chemicals and technical stuff.

Let me know, I'd owe you big time.

Thanks!

Comments

[manofiron]

How does a Spider-Man run short on webs? Isn't that part of being a spider-person? Making webs?

[spiderkid]

Why does everyone think that? We're not some creepy spider-people.

[manofiron]

You're the one who introduced yourself that way. It's not my fault you led me to believe that you were a spider-person.

[spiderkid]

It's not my fault you're apparently from one of the universes without a Spider-Man in it.

[manofiron]

And that's really a surprise to you? Are you new to turtleworld or what?

[spiderkid]

Okay, my bad, whatever. But there are enough universes with a Spider-Man that it's not unreasonable, really.

[manofiron]

Which I didn't know until I ended up here. So, point taken.

[spiderkid]

Cool. So, you're not gonna help me with my problem?

[manofiron]

Never said that. I can help you.

[spiderkid]

Cool. This other woman said she'd help, but if that doesn't work out, I'll give you a call.

[manofiron]

All right. Good luck.

[spiderkid]

Thanks, man.