04 - Video; anonymous location

[spiderkid]

[Hey there, network! Have a Spider-Man!]

So, those of you who know Spider-Man know how he's -- I'm-- always swinging around on webs, right? Well, truth of the matter is, I'm running short on the stuff and not entirely sure how to make more, so I need the help of some of our resident geniuses. I dunno, Tony Stark maybe? Somebody who's good with chemicals and technical stuff.

Let me know, I'd owe you big time.

Thanks!

Comments

[spiderkid]

Um, no.

[barebacking]

Well, I am fresh out of ideas.

[spiderkid]

Well thanks for the help. [NOT.]

[barebacking]

Now, now.

It just means you may have to use your legs for a time. Nothing wrong with that, is there?

[spiderkid]

Nah, it's fine, I can handle it. Web just makes things easier.

[barebacking]

If you ever do find some webs, I do hope you would show me such a sight sometime.

[spiderkid]

Yeah, sure. I'll give a demonstration.

[barebacking]

I am most grateful to you, Spider-Man.

[spiderkid]

Can I have your name? So I'll know who to give my demonstration to.

[barebacking]

Oh, forgive me. I forgot myself.

I am Yaha. It is a pleasure.

[spiderkid]

[Miles sketches an awkward bow.]

Right back atchya, Mr. Yaha.

[barebacking]

Oh.

You can just call me "Yaha."

[spiderkid]

Okay. Yaha it is, then. I'll let you know when I've got more webs and am ready for that demonstration.

[barebacking]

Thank you so much.

You are most kind to be offering such in your time of need.

[spiderkid]

Hey, that's what Spider-Man's here for! [Okay, not really, but whatever.]

[barebacking]

Well, I am glad that you are here.

[spiderkid]

And if you ever need help, just call on me, and I'll come to deal with whoever's giving you trouble.

[barebacking]

You would do that for me?

Why?

[spiderkid]

[He shrugs.]

It's what heroes do.

[barebacking]

Another hero, huh?

My... there seems to be a lot of you.

[spiderkid]

Oh yeah? Who else did you meet?

[barebacking]

Let's see... Tony Stark and Barry Allen... are the ones that come immediately to mind. I like to think of Armin as a hero, but I don't think he would call himself that...

[spiderkid]

I know Tony Stark, don't know the other two. But they're probably from different universes than me.

[barebacking]

So, Tony is famous... how nice.

And yes, it seems to be that way, but they're all lovely and nice men.

[spiderkid]

Yeah, he's pretty famous. I've met him, back home, I mean.

I'm sure they are. You are too, yanno.