unconchonable: (oh you havve CROSSED the fuckin LINE)
Eridan Ampora ♒ caligulasAquarium ([personal profile] unconchonable) wrote in [community profile] tushanshu2013-11-13 01:45 pm

♒ 2nd VIDEO

[The feed turns on showing the disgruntled face of none other than Eridan Ampora. However, half his grey face is covered by a scarf pulled up to his nose, leaving only his glaring eyes and thick-rimmed glasses in view. Even his fins are covered by the fluffy blue-striped scarf. He's also got himself parked next to one of the fire fountains, clearly using it for what warmth he can garner for himself.]

This place abso-fuckin'-lutely sucks.

[He states it as if it's purely irrefutable fact. He lets out a shiver, his eyebrows furrowing a bit more.]

Who the bloody fuck said it could get so cold? Whose worthless idea was it? This place is supposed to be some bullshit reality between life an' death or what the bloody fuck ewer poppycock they're spewin' at us with the audacity to think we're willin' to beliewe a lick a it, and yet it has weather?

[He lets out a derisive snort, clearly being a bit more dramatic than what's truly necessary. But then again, this whole post is nothing if not unnecessary. He honestly just wants to complain, to allow his woes to be heard! Because they clearly need to be heard by everyone.]

I'm callin' complete bullshit, total and utter bee-fuckin'-ess. It makes no stinkin' sense why there's weather goin' on in such a fuckin' place as this, and so they really ought to do somethin' about the decline in temperature, because I'm sure I ain't just speakin' for myself when it comes to how much I ain't lookin' forward to freezin' my globes off.

[He sniffs, a bit agitatedly.]

--Oh, and before any a you blokes get the smart idea a comin' to me tellin' me to go back inside and to get warm all proper, I do what the fuck I want and I should not be inconwenienced in such so that I gotta stay holed up in my hiwe all the goddamn time.

It's fuckin' ridiculous.
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[personal profile] disfavored 2013-11-14 02:32 am (UTC)(link)
[He'd call it 'guiding the general public in the right direction' but that's apparently oppressive now.] Most people seem to like them enough, I've just had some...issues with them in the past.

There is a school here, and I'm the headmaster. It's not as structured as a regular school and it's only just started up, but there are plenty of classes and kids can "hang out" there if they want. [That's what youth these days do, right? Hang out?]
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[personal profile] disfavored 2013-11-17 06:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, if you end up having any questions, feel free to ask.