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♒ 2nd VIDEO
[The feed turns on showing the disgruntled face of none other than Eridan Ampora. However, half his grey face is covered by a scarf pulled up to his nose, leaving only his glaring eyes and thick-rimmed glasses in view. Even his fins are covered by the fluffy blue-striped scarf. He's also got himself parked next to one of the fire fountains, clearly using it for what warmth he can garner for himself.]
This place abso-fuckin'-lutely sucks.
[He states it as if it's purely irrefutable fact. He lets out a shiver, his eyebrows furrowing a bit more.]
Who the bloody fuck said it could get so cold? Whose worthless idea was it? This place is supposed to be some bullshit reality between life an' death or what the bloody fuck ewer poppycock they're spewin' at us with the audacity to think we're willin' to beliewe a lick a it, and yet it has weather?
[He lets out a derisive snort, clearly being a bit more dramatic than what's truly necessary. But then again, this whole post is nothing if not unnecessary. He honestly just wants to complain, to allow his woes to be heard! Because they clearly need to be heard by everyone.]
I'm callin' complete bullshit, total and utter bee-fuckin'-ess. It makes no stinkin' sense why there's weather goin' on in such a fuckin' place as this, and so they really ought to do somethin' about the decline in temperature, because I'm sure I ain't just speakin' for myself when it comes to how much I ain't lookin' forward to freezin' my globes off.
[He sniffs, a bit agitatedly.]
--Oh, and before any a you blokes get the smart idea a comin' to me tellin' me to go back inside and to get warm all proper, I do what the fuck I want and I should not be inconwenienced in such so that I gotta stay holed up in my hiwe all the goddamn time.
It's fuckin' ridiculous.
This place abso-fuckin'-lutely sucks.
[He states it as if it's purely irrefutable fact. He lets out a shiver, his eyebrows furrowing a bit more.]
Who the bloody fuck said it could get so cold? Whose worthless idea was it? This place is supposed to be some bullshit reality between life an' death or what the bloody fuck ewer poppycock they're spewin' at us with the audacity to think we're willin' to beliewe a lick a it, and yet it has weather?
[He lets out a derisive snort, clearly being a bit more dramatic than what's truly necessary. But then again, this whole post is nothing if not unnecessary. He honestly just wants to complain, to allow his woes to be heard! Because they clearly need to be heard by everyone.]
I'm callin' complete bullshit, total and utter bee-fuckin'-ess. It makes no stinkin' sense why there's weather goin' on in such a fuckin' place as this, and so they really ought to do somethin' about the decline in temperature, because I'm sure I ain't just speakin' for myself when it comes to how much I ain't lookin' forward to freezin' my globes off.
[He sniffs, a bit agitatedly.]
--Oh, and before any a you blokes get the smart idea a comin' to me tellin' me to go back inside and to get warm all proper, I do what the fuck I want and I should not be inconwenienced in such so that I gotta stay holed up in my hiwe all the goddamn time.
It's fuckin' ridiculous.
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Well, more so pertainin' to here an' not so much your own uniwerse.
[Oh please, Eridan has suffered worse than a topic about xenophobia, he's also been the doer of worse. You are conversing casually with the assisted murderer of thousands, Kirk.]
Eridan Ampora, Prince a Hope. I'm a the royal bloods a Alternia. The only one a my kind here. Currently, at least.
[It's kinda lonely, not that any of his 'friends' would be welcomed company, though.]
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Highness.
[Which is a handy stand-in for 'nice to meet you', and Jim gives a casual little salute.]
I'm sorry to hear that, I know it can be tough being here on your own. If there's anything my crew or I can do to help, let us know.
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Captain.
[Wow, this feels great! Feeling all important and stuff, this is seriously stuff he only fantasized about, doing diplomatic things with aliens, though trolls diplomacy is usually a knife in the back, but he's got no intention of doing that while they're being so helpful.]
I'll manage. It ain't like there's many of us left regardless--only a handful really. I appretiate the offer an' certainly will, Spock has done well to represent you all, and you're a token to your fleet as well. I may find some faith in your species yet.
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I've always found having faith in individuals rather than a collective whole works pretty well. Humanity - any species - might let you down, [Or an institution. God knows he took his knocks, after Marcus.] but the people you trust and rely on have in most cases have earned that esteem, and would never betray it.
[Eternal Optimist Jim Kirk.]
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That's a awful hopeful way a thinkin'. [Eridan says flatly, his stern expression show casing his obvious disagreement with it before he can even say anything.] But you only know someone till you don't.
[He being a prime example of that, and his own faulty loyalties make it a little hard to trust other people, let alone with the way his culture brought him up. Always better to be the backstabber than the backstabee. He just can't find it in him to be all too upbeat about things like trust and friendship when he personally burned down every last friendship he had before coming here.]
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People need hope, Highness. Dunno about you, but I always thought that assuming the worst of people always made them more likely to live up to it.
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Also makes you more likely to catch 'em before they can gently slip a knife in your spinal pillar.
[He shrugs. It's honestly ironic that he's given the title of Prince of Hope, when he's pretty much devoid of it entirely.]
Perhaps we should just leawe it at a difference a philosophies.
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Well here's hoping I prove you wrong, huh?
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Good luck on that endeawor. You're on the right-ish track thus far, anyway.
[He'll still be wary for a good while, he can hardly trust his own species, so trusting someone who isn't, let alone a human, will take some work. Not impossible, but perhaps a little bit of a challenge.]
Keep up the good work, Captain, an' we'll see where it leads us.
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Awesome. What're you doing for Thanksgiving?
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[Have a curious stare, because what the bloody hell is that? Human holidays???]
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[... He'll just. Leave out the history of it, shall he?]
My people are planning a-- you know. Thing? Get-together. Shindig. You wanna come? Lots of food, company.
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Oh.
[He pauses, considering it. He's got little interest in human holidays, but the promise of food and company isn't bad, especially if it's company Kirk and Spock keep around. Chances are they'll be more tolerable than the general masses.]
Alright, sure. Can't say I'll be too inwested or anythin'.
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You've got a couple weeks yet so it'll give you time to-- you know, settle in a bit more. How long've you been here, anyway? Month?
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Two weeks, actually. Hawen't been here too long. It's certainly a change from what I'm used to, but I'll settle in well enough. Certainly in time for your human holiday.
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[No really, alien cultures are his jam. Just let him know whether or not there's hot ladies to hit on.]
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Well, first off royalty like myself wouldn't liwe in such close quarters with--well, eweryone. My hiwe was made from a marooned pirate ship on a island in the middle a the ocean, and while I'm a bit unique in my taste, what others a my caste made a their own personal hiwes, most a which bein' some manner of a castle or palace, were just as isolated. Mostly under the ocean. You know, away from the common rabble.
[But here he's forced to live along side those he otherwise thinks as inferior. It's pretty insulting.]
Secondly, this place is also downright peaceful. I ain't used to that.
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So why don't we just... build you a ship? The turtle could tow it so you wouldn't get knocked around by the barrier.
[He's. Not even going to comment on the peace part because YOU ARE GOING TO BE HAPPY AND PEACEABLE AND YOU ARE GOING TO LIKE IT!! Gosh.]
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[However, at that suggestion his eyebrows raise, and his fins perk.] Do--Do you think we could really do that?
[Eridan is a royalblood, and being a royalblood means he comes with violent urges. He can be peaceful for a time, but without someone to properly pacify him (and honestly even WITH someone to do that) that shit builds up. Isn't biological needs wonderful?]
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[He won't make that mistake again, obviously. And then he just grins.]
Sure, why not? I'm building a shuttle. An old-timey wooden ship'd be nothing. It might not be as big as what you're used to, but I don't see why we couldn't give it a try.
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[Wow, he's actually pretty damn excited by this prospect.]
That's fine, I'm willin' to bloody accept realistic expectations. It'd be quite the fuckin' project to undergo, ewen if it's an older ship model. Not that that's ewer stopped me before. [The fact he'd be able to possibly get one at all is good enough for him.]
You said you were makin' a shuttle, though?
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I suppose if another monster attacks, I wouldn't mind lendin' a prong if you so needed it. [They've been so helpful to him, or at least offered him help, it's only right he returns that same courtesy.]
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[-- Kid let's not start talking about how you enjoy killing things. YOUR WORLD SOUNDS SO VIOLENT gosh just let the Trek cast from their happy world crush you to their collective bosom okay?]
It's not usually so bad. Everybody kind of helps out. But I'll keep you in mind, never hurts to have an extra hand, right?
[But his mind's back on the ship, and he scrapes his fingernails over the very faint stubble on his jaw.]
So do you have like. A picture of the ship you've got back home?
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Exactly. I won't expect you to call me for ewery measly beast, in fact, I'd rather be reserwed for somethin' that can pose proper challenge. [There's that arrogance of his.]
[He shakes his head.]
Can't say I do, but I suppose I don't need a exact replica. Just, somethin' similar, y'know? Wonder if this place has any books that would hawe ample references to such ships an' the like. Surprisingly, human pirate ships don't differ all that much from our own.
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