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[Darcy sits in front of her console and squints. Well. It's not Facebook but it's something. She leans back and relaxes her posture.]

Okay, so the idea of going to another world isn’t exactly new for me, but having it actually happen? Yeah, that’s pretty surprising. Man, Jane would flip if she knew about this! Also, the giant turtle thing? Crazy. But also pretty damn cool.

So anyway! Seeing as I’m stuck here for now, I should probably introduce myself. I’m Darcy: a severely underpaid intern who just earned her degree. Seriously, I didn’t even have time to celebrate before I turned up here. Looking forward to meeting all my turtle-neighbors, though. I don’t suppose this is some secret part of Asgard, is it? That’s the only other world I’m that familiar with.

Oh, and one more thing. I should probably ask this just in case: is there a Jane Foster or Erik Selvig here? Erik might be a little on the, erm, nutty side at the moment? Happens when you get an alien poking around in your head, I guess.

Thanks! See ya!

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Your skills would be best employed when conducting audiences with the emperor.

Hm. Sounds interesting. Do they meet with people often?

I do not believe so. Perhaps you could have this serve as your specialty and find an intermediary job in the meantime.

I might look into it. It could be fun if nothing else.

It would also provide adequate payment for you to continue living in the apartments you were granted.

Well, sure. There's that, too.

You'd be surprised how well you can get by with little-to-no money if you're smart enough, though. Especially since I won't have to pay a cell phone bill, apparently.

In the event you suffer the consequences of being smart enough for such an endeavor, there are others you may seek sanctuary with.

...Sure.

[She just kind of...looks at him for a second. She's having a hard time trying to decide if he actually meant to insult her.]

Someone like you? Or do you have references. [Hey. She's never one to turn down connections.]

[ The arch of an eyebrow answers that uncertain sure, as if surprised she rolls over under his comments. But, anyway, he's distracted a moment later and mildly surprised enough to open his mouth and shut it again without bothering to say what immediately came to mind. ]

While it is true I own a three-tier home, I do not know whether it would be wise to invite a stranger to live with me. It was meant as a general statement.

[Again, she's not sure, but smirks anyway.]

If it counts for anything, I promise I'm not secretly a criminal. Or un-secretly a criminal.

But I guess I'll find someone else's couch to crash on if I really need to. Thor's maybe.

[ Wow, now he looks like a terrible host. WHAT IS HAPPENING his host skillz are off the fucking chain. ]

The offer is there if you feel you are in dire straits. Thor is very honorable and intelligent, he would be an amiable housemate.

[Oh. She looks curious now.]

You know Thor? I mean, like have actually met him, not just from reading the myths and everything.

Yes, we plan to host a feast or barbecue together.

[ As you do. ]

[...what.]

Seriously?

Vulcans do not lie.

[Woah. That's cause for a pause.]

Vulcans? Like in the TV series?

[She thought he looks suspiciously familiar somehow.]

[ Oh, it's happening again. ]

I have been told that in an alternate universe, I am fictionalized in a twentieth-century television series.

So wait.

[She's got her hand out, waving at the camera.]

Wait, wait, wait. Please tell me that your name is Spock.

Yes. I am Commander Spock of the USS Enterprise.

Oh my god.

This is...wow, okay. Wow. So apparently gods are real, and now Star Trek. Man, I had a few friends in high school who would be flipping their shit right now.

'Star Trek'. [ That still sounds oddly quaint. ] Named so because of the five-year mission?

You know...I'm honestly not sure. I only caught a few episodes here and there. I guess that would make sense though, right?

It would. It also appears you are from a similar world to that of Mr. Miles Morales, a young man who has provided me with further information. If you are able, I request the same of you.

What kind of information?

Anything. I find the notion of being a work of fiction intriguing.

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