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✞ Midii Une ✞ ([personal profile] unetrustworthy) wrote in [community profile] tushanshu2013-11-21 03:30 pm

006 ✞ [video]✞ Encrypted from Damian times a million

(A million, of course, meaning the highest she currently knew how to code, which was a solid 60%. Thus, he theoretically could still hack it, should he choose to do so)


[It had been more than a week, and Midii was still at a complete loss. So much so, she was finally desperate enough to go to the Network for help. Something that, under most any other circumstance, she would never do. Which spoke volumes about the situation as a whole. And how she felt about it.]

[After more than a full ten seconds of silence wondering how to phrase her problem, before she gave up and just blurted out the first question that came to mind:]


How do you get someone to admit he's being a jerk?

unconchonable: (onto more important things)

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[personal profile] unconchonable 2013-11-24 02:54 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, yeah we call them solar sweeps.

[A pause.] Though, you look around my age. Perhaps your worlds rewolution is shorter. Seein' as I'm 6 sweeps.
unconchonable: (go alphabetize your DICK)

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[personal profile] unconchonable 2013-11-24 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
Whatewer, it ain't like I care to learn the conwersion a sweeps to human years. So, mystery solwed for the most part, I suppose.

[A beat.]

But, if you're really dead set on not hearin' what I got to say, I suppose it'd be best not to waste either of our time with a meaningless conwersation.
unconchonable: (im so better than that)

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[personal profile] unconchonable 2013-11-24 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
You really don't listen, do you? I wasn't blamin' you entirely, was just allowin' the fuckin' room for possibility, but I digress.

I suppose you'we already told him he was bein' as such, so that obwiously is a no go, but perhaps you could giwe him the same fuckin' treatment. Feed him his own medicine an' maybe he'll get some bloody clarity to his own asshole antics.
unconchonable: (eww look at this filth)

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[personal profile] unconchonable 2013-11-24 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
[Eridan is the master of arguing moot points, so it really is better it's dropped.]

...That's what this is about? A last fuckin' name? [He is giving her the flattest look he can muster.]
unconchonable: (and wwhat do you mean by that)

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[personal profile] unconchonable 2013-11-24 03:58 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe his opinion is the only one that matters. [A beat.] To him. I don't see why you couldn't treat him similarly, just... don't worry about the last name thing.

[Why is that even an issue in the first place?]
unconchonable: (wwhat divvine intelligence)

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[personal profile] unconchonable 2013-11-24 04:05 am (UTC)(link)
An' it wouldn't be how you were before, right? Only seems right you ewen the odds.

[Come on, 2+2 isn't hard.]

Sometimes people need to be treated how they're treatin' others to get a fuckin' clue a what they're doin'. [Honestly, Eridan isn't the best at the whole friendship thing either, and he's kind of the worst person to get advice for this sort of thing.]
unconchonable: (cant be tamed)

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[personal profile] unconchonable 2013-11-24 06:08 am (UTC)(link)
That's exactly what I'm sayin'. If he really does giwe a shit, then he'll come around.

Howewer, if he doesn't, then that just goes to show he ain't worth your fuckin' time.
unconchonable: (go alphabetize your DICK)

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[personal profile] unconchonable 2013-11-24 06:27 am (UTC)(link)
Will you?

[He doesn't sound convinced. Ultimately, this didn't affect him either way, but he found it pointless to hold onto a useless connection to someone who might otherwise want nothing to do with you. He knows how that is, he's been there.]

Just sayin', it's better to throw out the trash, than be the trash that gets thrown out.
unconchonable: (you forget im better than you)

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[personal profile] unconchonable 2013-11-24 06:34 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, fine. But there ya go, that's my bloody adwice. Hope you think hard on this; for your own sake.

[A small pause.]

M'name's Eridan Ampora bee-tee-dubs. You?
unconchonable: (so wwhich is it)

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[personal profile] unconchonable 2013-11-25 03:32 pm (UTC)(link)
A pleasure, I'm sure.

[He was going to ask if they didn't give last names on her planet, but considering her uppity attitude towards this guy over his use of her last name, he figures it a pointless endeavor.]

Yeah whatewer, don't mention it.
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[personal profile] unconchonable 2013-11-26 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
[That gets a quirk of an eyebrow.]

Alright, well then. I'll catch ya later, assumin' we cross paths again or whatewer. [Not that he'll go out of his way for that, or anything.]
Edited 2013-11-26 06:14 (UTC)