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tushanshu2013-12-02 11:04 am
puppetfetish) wrote in tushanshu2013-12-02 11:04 am
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[ Right. Bro has seen enough weird shit in his life, he can understand waking up in a basin of water and being told he's supposed to fight some sort of war— but this wasn't how things were meant to be.
This really was not what he had read up on when first issuing his copies of Sburb.
This wasn't how the game was meant to be played.
Once he saw his own sword bare into his body and fell to the ground, he knew it would be game over for him and can only hope all of the training he had given Dave was good enough.
He can only hope and wish that everything he had done was well enough.
However, to find himself in such a strange and foreign environment, Bro's instinctive reaction is to play it calm and cool and leech out as much information about this place as possible. Inquiring about the place was pointless; people told him to hush— it was the Emperor's business.
Whatever.
Understanding the mere gist of things isn't good enough for Bro Strider. He needs detail. Every single detail he can muster up and find out.
So, once he quickly understands how to work the console, he sends out the massive text with the most important question: ]
yo keeliai.
a/s/l.
This really was not what he had read up on when first issuing his copies of Sburb.
This wasn't how the game was meant to be played.
Once he saw his own sword bare into his body and fell to the ground, he knew it would be game over for him and can only hope all of the training he had given Dave was good enough.
He can only hope and wish that everything he had done was well enough.
However, to find himself in such a strange and foreign environment, Bro's instinctive reaction is to play it calm and cool and leech out as much information about this place as possible. Inquiring about the place was pointless; people told him to hush— it was the Emperor's business.
Whatever.
Understanding the mere gist of things isn't good enough for Bro Strider. He needs detail. Every single detail he can muster up and find out.
So, once he quickly understands how to work the console, he sends out the massive text with the most important question: ]
yo keeliai.
a/s/l.
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is that wwhat this is
also fuck you he gavve me plenty a fuckin rides
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forehead kisses.
whispers of i love you shitstain. youre the best asswipe ever.
pillow forts.
breakfast in bed.
did he really.
all of those things.
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no
wwhy wwould he
that aside it aint like he had arms to do some a that anywway
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wwhy wwould you
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along with a heaving helping of brutal smack down you dig.
the apocalypse is a big dealio, dawg.
gotta least let them kiddos know you lovem.
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wwell sburb wwhatevver stupid fuckin human name for it
and my lusus cared bout me plenty but i cant say he did any brutal smack dowwns and im fuckin grateful for that
furthermore i dont really knoww wwhat a father is so
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fucking got it.
previous session.
youre a literally different species.
dunno what da fuq a lusus is but guessing thats your pops or sth.
so whyd you lose.
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its a subterranean beast that acts as a custodian for us
and wwe didnt lose
not exactly
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or sweet ass mythological beasts.
either are p sick if you ask me.
its probably because your guardian thing didnt hug you enough.
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but wwe aint no mythological beast
wwoww no that has nothin to fuckin do wwith it
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1.2
cant face a meteor shower without stocking up on a bunch of cuddley-cuddles.
2.2
i know you have a guardian and hes not of any kind i would know of.
i mean i dont know anybody with no arms.
from what i understand sometimes there are too many arms lying around at first.
fuck man i dont have enough arms to hold all these arms.
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uh
right
wwell i guess wwere done here
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dont worry.
pillow forts will come soon enough, yo.
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AND I AINT NO FUCKIN PRINCESS
fuck your pilloww forts
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only pillow forts.
itll make everything better.
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FUCKIN.
PILLOW FORTS.
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