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[puppetfetish]

<sub>[ Right. Bro has seen enough weird shit in his life, he can understand waking up in a basin of water and being told he's supposed to fight some sort of war— but this wasn't how things were meant to be.

This really was not what he had read up on when first issuing his copies of Sburb.
This wasn't how the game was meant to be played.

Once he saw his own sword bare into his body and fell to the ground, he knew it would be game over for him and can only hope all of the training he had given Dave was good enough.
He can only hope and wish that everything he had done was well enough.
However, to find himself in such a strange and foreign environment, Bro's instinctive reaction is to play it calm and cool and leech out as much information about this place as possible. Inquiring about the place was pointless; people told him to hush— it was the Emperor's business. 

Whatever.

Understanding the mere gist of things isn't good enough for Bro Strider. He needs detail. Every single detail he can muster up and find out.
So, once he quickly understands how to work the console, he sends out the massive text with the most important question: ]</sub>

yo keeliai.
a/s/l.

Comments

[text]

[unconchonable]

[Eridan stares at the text, trying to figure out what the hell those abbreviations even mean, but unable to figure it out, he just opts to asking.]

the fuck is a/s/l

text.

[puppetfetish]

what do you think it means.

text.

[unconchonable]

if i had a bloody fuckin CLUE i wwouldnt be askin noww wwould i

Re: text.

[puppetfetish]

go on.
take a wwild guess.

text.

[unconchonable]

wwoww can you NOT mock my quirk
anywway i dont bloody knoww
But if i absolutely GOT TO im guessin the a might be age but im lost on the other twwo
is it sector
i really dont see wwhy its so hard for you to just explain it but i can only guess youre human because wwhat other annoyin race wwould pull this shit

[text]

[crabmunicator]

[What kind of idiot is this guy? Karkat gives the text such an unamused look when he sees it on the network, and nearly doesn't respond at all. But fuck it, he's bored, and maybe he can troll this tool.]

WHO CARES/FUCK OFF/NO.

Re: [text]

[puppetfetish]

oh fuck.
we got a badass over here.

shit son.
you're the bomb at this stick up your ass attitude.
cool.

don't suppose you know much detail bout this place.

[text]

[crabmunicator]

GET OVER YOURSELF.
YOU HAVE NOT EVEN BEGUN TO MERIT THE FULL SCOPE OF MY TROLLING ABILITIES, SO DON'T START TRYING TO MAKE ME FEEL INSECURE OVER SOMETHING WE BOTH KNOW I DIDN'T TRY AT.
I'VE BEEN HERE A GRAND TOTAL OF THREE DAYS, SO NOT REALLY.

[puppetfetish]

easy dude no need to keep the caps lock on i can hear you just fine.
3 days? thats impressive.
what have you found out.
spill the deets bro.

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[dow]

[ !! Redundant human methods of communication, but so very efficient. Yes, good. It's best not to ask how Spock knows the appropriate reply to such an inquiry, but he does. ]

30/Male/Metal Sector

[puppetfetish]

_{[ OH FUCK SOMEBODY SMART IN THIS POST he's so happy. ]}

no shit, man, really.
howdy neighbor.

i guess the s here in this situation could also mean "species" so.
spill it, yo.

[dow]

[ The inner dance of sheer joy when meeting someone interesting/smart is clearly multiuniversal. ]

I am Vulcan. May I infer that you are human?

[puppetfetish]

[puppetfetish]

sounds logical.

text;

[explosivepenetrators]

[ At first, the "A/S/L" thing went over his head, but then he had the fortune to examine some of those other conversations, so- ]

Probably too old for you. Male. The back of a giant turtle like everyone else here.

[puppetfetish]

_{[ —and then there's this asshole. ]}

dunno.
i never let a thing like age prejudice.
ill bite. go ahead and tell me.

[explosivepenetrators]

[ He is indeed quite the asshole when he wants to be. ]

32 pushing 70, if experience counts for anything.

[puppetfetish]

youre a spring chick to me, homeslice.
how long youve been here.

text;

[trifurcate]

[Bryn spends a full three minutes trying to figure out if "yo" stands for some other word, and what a/s/l could mean. Not having internet in her world--not being from an Earth based world at all, her best guess is that it's some sort of greeting.

A small one, but a greeting nonetheless.]

Yo? What does a/s/l mean?

[Yep.]

[puppetfetish]

lets make this fun.
what do you think it means.

[trifurcate]

Some sort of coded greeting? Or a request?

Alcohol/Shots/Liquor?

[Can you tell she owns a bar?]

[puppetfetish]

_{[ oh he likes you already. ]}

perfect.
whats your name.

[spiderkid]

[Should he respond? Eh, why not?]

14/m/Earth Sector, but I'm from Brooklyn

[puppetfetish]

_{[ holy frick a youngun. ]}

brooklyn huh.
what year was it for you.

[spiderkid]

2013.