[video] rin-style PSA

[dadissues]

[Rin is in his suite, nursing a cup of tea and frowning at the console as if it personally insulted him. Underneath that he looks vaguely worried, though.]

Oi, has anyone seen Merle lately? She's basically like a catgirl--you know, tail and cat ears and everything? She lives in the Earth Sector, I think...

[He trails off, staring at his tea for awhile before he blinks, seeming to remember something.]

Oh, there was something I wanted to tell you guys. I was gonna say something sooner, but then all this crap happened and the storm, so...anyway, in case you don't know or were wondering? The Emperor is the one who brought us here. Yeah! It's all her fault that we're stuck here. It wasn't the turtle or anything we did, it was all her. She says we're here for some kind of purpose, but she didn't even tell me what that was! Not even a hint!

...So yeah. That's all I wanted to say.

Comments

[arches]

People lie.

Especially people in power.

Especially people in power who can grab us out of time and space, or whatever.

[dadissues]

Yeah, yeah, I know. Obviously we just need to drag the whole truth out of her.

[arches]

Or we could try to be subtle.

[dadissues]

We can do it subtly! [He slams a fist into his palm. Clearly he doesn't know what subtle means.]

[arches]

Uh-huh. Got any plans of that persuasion?

[dadissues]

...Well, uh...no.

[arches]

That's what I thought.

[dadissues]

Gah, just shut up.

[arches]

So I guess you don't need any help, then.

[dadissues]

Grrrr... [Come on, Rin. Calm down. Be smart.]

[God, it really sucks having to also be Yukio.]

...Yeah, I do. But would you even be helpful? Cause mostly you just seem to like ragging on people.

[arches]

You can enjoy one thing and be good at another.

[dadissues]

Che. Prove it.

[arches]

That's kind of outside the point. What with being subtle, and all.

[dadissues]

Whatever.

[arches]

What a good answer.