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MEMORY 1 ☠ video
[What greets the feed is a pair of frowning blue eyes and the sounds of buttons being hit on the console, along with the mutterings of a Welsh-accented voice.]
Is this blasted device going to function...? Might be a kick or two will sort it out--
[Thankfully, before he resorts to that, the man realises he's done something correctly and the feed is displaying. He draws back, revealing a tanned, weather-beaten and scarred face, and a nose that looks like it's been mashed in at least once, all framed by a mess of blond hair. The man seems cheery enough, at least, despite his potentially fierce appearance.] Ah-- Ahoy, lads and ladies. Seems I'm a new addition to this little turtle-backed voyage. Name's Edward.
[He almost considered giving a false name, but really, who would recognise him in this place? And even if they did, they'd pose no threat to him, alone and without allies here. In any case...]
This wouldn't be the first time I've been whisked away by some Emperor or another, but I've little reason to bend the knee to this one. [He smiles, mirthlessly.] To business, then. I'd be much obliged if one of you charming bunch could introduce yourselves, and tell me where the best place is to knock back a drink.
[Priorities. So in order.]
Is this blasted device going to function...? Might be a kick or two will sort it out--
[Thankfully, before he resorts to that, the man realises he's done something correctly and the feed is displaying. He draws back, revealing a tanned, weather-beaten and scarred face, and a nose that looks like it's been mashed in at least once, all framed by a mess of blond hair. The man seems cheery enough, at least, despite his potentially fierce appearance.] Ah-- Ahoy, lads and ladies. Seems I'm a new addition to this little turtle-backed voyage. Name's Edward.
[He almost considered giving a false name, but really, who would recognise him in this place? And even if they did, they'd pose no threat to him, alone and without allies here. In any case...]
This wouldn't be the first time I've been whisked away by some Emperor or another, but I've little reason to bend the knee to this one. [He smiles, mirthlessly.] To business, then. I'd be much obliged if one of you charming bunch could introduce yourselves, and tell me where the best place is to knock back a drink.
[Priorities. So in order.]
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[Edward pauses for thought, scratching his scruffy excuse for a beard. In his younger and more foolish years his mind would be afire on how to make the biggest profit from such things, if they had spells that could make lead into gold, or could they turn a man invisible so he could steal as much as he pleased? Edward's not the scoundrel he was in those days, but the possibilities are all certainly interesting.]
Magic tricks and smoke bombs. I never expected to find such things aboard a turtle's back.
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[Kurt had found himself in different lands, Limbo, some kind of hell, but not on an animal, so to him, the turtle was new.]
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[But magical things can happen when you're drunk on a beach in the Caribbean.]
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Then I wonder what'll you'll be seeing or finding when you get drunk here.