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_{[ While other people are out and about in the snow, this certain Texan is staying indoors as much as possible.
Hey turtle-crew. Here is mysterious text guy that has been bothering you over the past week or so. Looks like he's climbed out of his shell and onto video, though it isn't his preferred method (in actuality, Bro prefers to be the person behind the camera... but that's another story.) The dude is tall, and his flaxen hair is spiked high. It typically is covered by a hat, but this evening, it seems he's going without. He's also wearing a black undershirt with black slacks, sculpted muscles rippling with his movement. ]}

Hey.

_{[ So what could this six-foot-something-tall, beef-cake guy want? The way he was stoically looking at the camera was a bit intimidating, umber colored eyes hidden by a pair of pointed shades. Behind him in his suite there seems to be a mess of all sorts of fabrics and materials he has obtained, along with a stray sewing machine.

He looks off to the side for a moment, lacking any expression, then turns his attention back to the feed. ]}

I'm selling handmade cute shit.
Come and get it.

_{[ .... Okay? Not what you'd expect from a guy with his looks and physique, also not the greatest sales pitch, but maybe you ought to inquire further. ]}

Also taking commissions.
Bitches love commissions.

_{[ /end feed right there. ]}

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Fuck, man. The pinkest, bunniest keychain can be absolutely yours for the low-ass price of 2 juulan.
What you say, dawg? You in for some miniature bunny-action?

Really? Two juulan?

[ Give him a second to scratch his scruffy beard. ]

That's not bad...

[ Of course, he needs to actually get a hold of two juulan somehow. Being a hobo is not fun for these reasons.

Also, why are you so fly with the kid's hipster lingo? You're like his age, man. That's illegal! ]

_{[ Bro leans to the side a little, watching this new person intently— analyzing every little detail about him and extrapolating as much information as he can.

Interesting. ]}

What.
Don't have the moolah?
Can always pay me back other ways.

_{[ It's hard to say if he's making a skeevy come-on or not... but he pulls shit like this all the time. ]}

I'm... between jobs right now...

[ It's a sensitive subject, okay?! ]

Haaaa, why is this my life? I already have one girl here with dibs on my soul here! What do you want? I can't do much--Oh! You need a bodyguard?

[ That's okay, Tiger is thick as a brick wall when it comes to certain social cues. ]

I'm my own bodyguard, bro.

_{[ Not cutting it.
He crosses his arms. But let's see— ]}

Yo. So why you want this pink bunny anyway?

[ Augh, why does everyone know how to defend themselves around here? How's a guy with no other skills supposed to feel useful?! ]

For my partner! His name's Bunny--Uh, ehh, well I call him Bunny. So, it's cute. You know. His name's Bunny. I'm giving him bunny stuff. It's irony! Or... something. Something like irony...

_{[ oh fuck. Somebody who loves irony. This is the start of a beautiful friendship. ]}

Yeah? That's really fucking cute. Shit, man. Like the ducking pinnacle of cuteness right up here.
If you can't afford it shit, I can give you a discount user circumstances.

[ Yeah, well, don't look too closely at his definition of it. Who knows if Kotetsu actually understands what it truly is. ]

Wha--Eh, Really? Well, that'd work... [ Hue hue hue yes it will. ] I'd totally pay you back once I, you know.... get a... job...

_{[ huh. ]}

You're unemployed.
Right.

Sure we can work something out.
Any other ideas?
No real thing as a free lunch.

Uh, ehh, em well... I... What about a lay away system? You make it and I'll totally pick it up once I can, you know, afford it.

C'mon, man! Help a bro out!

[ Ha, puns. ]

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