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_{[ While other people are out and about in the snow, this certain Texan is staying indoors as much as possible.
Hey turtle-crew. Here is mysterious text guy that has been bothering you over the past week or so. Looks like he's climbed out of his shell and onto video, though it isn't his preferred method (in actuality, Bro prefers to be the person behind the camera... but that's another story.) The dude is tall, and his flaxen hair is spiked high. It typically is covered by a hat, but this evening, it seems he's going without. He's also wearing a black undershirt with black slacks, sculpted muscles rippling with his movement. ]}

Hey.

_{[ So what could this six-foot-something-tall, beef-cake guy want? The way he was stoically looking at the camera was a bit intimidating, umber colored eyes hidden by a pair of pointed shades. Behind him in his suite there seems to be a mess of all sorts of fabrics and materials he has obtained, along with a stray sewing machine.

He looks off to the side for a moment, lacking any expression, then turns his attention back to the feed. ]}

I'm selling handmade cute shit.
Come and get it.

_{[ .... Okay? Not what you'd expect from a guy with his looks and physique, also not the greatest sales pitch, but maybe you ought to inquire further. ]}

Also taking commissions.
Bitches love commissions.

_{[ /end feed right there. ]}

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Damn straight I do.

_{[ Bro pans out of the shot for a moment, then calls out. ]}

Clothing, accessories— whatever you want to see first, dawg.

What about stuffed animals?

Yeah.

_{[ Bro pans back into the shot, arms filled with a bunch of various stuffed animals. Oddly, most of them are oddly shaped things with bulging butts and skeevy shaped noses.

However, there is the occasional cute kitten thing, little birdies and whatever these are. He sort of dumps them on the floor out of view, but holds up one of the birds, pursing his lips. ]}

Cute shit.

[Kyle looks at each one of them meticulously, his gaze resting much longer on the small birds.]

Awesome. I'll make a list.

[He wanders offscreen, and then returns with a sketchbook, flipping through it.]

How much for a commission?

Depends, yo.
—If you don't like any of these fuckers, I can make any other stuffed animal.

Shit, I even forgot the ponies.
Do you like ponies?
I fucking love ponies.

_{[ bro you're like 36..... ]}

[Mildly, without judgement:] I prefer birds.

[He finds what he's looking for and holds up a detailed sketch of one of these.]

How about this?

I fucking love birds too.

_{[ Not as much as his brother-son thing, but you know.
He analyzes the sketch carefully, leaning in. ]}

Yeah. Sure.
If I can physically have that sketch it can be more accurate.

4 juulan for 12 inches of plush. They are filled with feathers.

[He tears it out neatly.]

Done. Send the bill here, [location ping for his residence, in Fire Sector] address it to Kyle Rayner.

Cool.
I'll get started on it. Should have it ready by tomorrow if you don't mind me just dropping it off.

_{[ A beat. ]}

This thing or you?

Me; it's a weird name for a plushie, don't you think?

[Maybe joking? Who knows, he said it with a perfectly straight face.]

You'd be surprised at the things I've named my stuffed animals.

_{[ bro you're... 36.. ]}

Yeah?

[That sounds like a dare to him, and he's seen a lot of weird crap in his time. The fact that there's just one more thing out there he didn't expect is appealing to him. Theoretically, he'd be happy to keep bantering. Practically, he's got a party to set up.]

I'll leave that to my imagination, then. What time tomorrow?

3:00 pm, sharp.
I'm never late.

Good to know. I'll be in.

[action or handwave?]

Fan fuckin' tastic.

_{[ and he'll end it there!
either way, i can even hit your inbox o/ ]}

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