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[puppetfetish]

_{[ While other people are out and about in the snow, this certain Texan is staying indoors as much as possible.
Hey turtle-crew. Here is mysterious text guy that has been bothering you over the past week or so. Looks like he's climbed out of his shell and onto video, though it isn't his preferred method (in actuality, Bro prefers to be the person behind the camera... but that's another story.) The dude is tall, and his flaxen hair is spiked high. It typically is covered by a hat, but this evening, it seems he's going without. He's also wearing a black undershirt with black slacks, sculpted muscles rippling with his movement. ]}

Hey.

<sub>[ So what could this six-foot-something-tall, beef-cake guy want? The way he was stoically looking at the camera was a bit intimidating, umber colored eyes hidden by a pair of pointed shades. Behind him in his suite there seems to be a mess of all sorts of fabrics and materials he has obtained, along with a stray sewing machine.

He looks off to the side for a moment, lacking any expression, then turns his attention back to the feed. ]</sub>

I'm selling handmade cute shit.
Come and get it.

_{[ .... Okay? Not what you'd expect from a guy with his looks and physique, also not the greatest sales pitch, but maybe you ought to inquire further. ]}

Also taking commissions.
Bitches love commissions.

_{[ /end feed right there. ]}

Comments

[spiderkid]

What sort of [not gonna swear, not gonna swear] stuff are you selling?

[He might be in the market for a Christmas present or two…]

o/ yo, sorry i kind of flaked out on our last thread!

[puppetfetish]

You mean what sort of shit?
Bro, you can have whatever the fuck you want.
Usually can make it. I'm that good.

np, happens to the best of us

[spiderkid]

Can you make a scarf? And, uh, [He has to think about what he wants to give Cassie. He kind of has a crush on her and he doesn't want to screw up his chances.] a, like... oh, I dunno. What do girls like?

8)

[puppetfetish]

_{[ fuck this is too precious already— what is with all the cute people contacting him. ]}

What do you think they might like, kiddo?

[spiderkid]

I'm not sure. [The only thing he knows about her is that her alternate reality self can grow to 50 feet tall.] Maybe another scarf? With like... hearts or flowers or something on it?

[puppetfetish]

_{[ omfg he's going to d i e ... ]}

Dude.
Think you're on the right path here.
Chicks dig keepin' way the fuck warm.

Bet you could score some legit points with a scarf that has flowers and motherfucking hearts on it.
Bitches love that.

[spiderkid]

Well, I wouldn't call her a bitch...

But okay, that sounds good. One scarf with flowers and hearts on it, and another scarf with, like, a nice pattern.

Then could you do, like, a keychain or something with a spider on it?

[puppetfetish]

No, bro. Bitch in a cool way. Like, yo, dawg. that's bitchin'. Good bitch.
—Nevermind.

You're really gonna fucking spoil her, huh? How much could you spare for this?

[spiderkid]

Well they're not all for her.

And I dunno, how much do you want for it?

[puppetfetish]

All of that?
4 juulan.

_{[ ... ]}

Maybe about 4 and a half after taxes.

_{[ ok he's just kidding. ]}

[spiderkid]

We could round that up to 5, I don't think I can cut a coin in half.

Thanks, man, I really appreciate it.