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[Hello hello Jack is greeting all of you lovely post-waterlogged people with a salute and a smile. For the so inclined, you might notice the backdrop has changed a little - because he's not in his flat. He is in fact posting from the Doctor's computer.]
Has there been a damage assessment from the storm yet? Property, businesses, people? If anyo-
[ But whoever could this be? In the background, those watching may spy the familiar face of the Doctor. Except instead of his usual tweed and bowtie, he's wrapped in a blanket and not looking quite as energetic as usual for anyone familiar with him. ]
-- Jack. Something feels off.
[ ...something being the mauve tinge his face currently has.
Come round, everyone. Thus begins the wonderful story of "Captain Jack hears an achoo!"
In which Jack turns around to witness said mauve, trailing off and forgetting whatever he was talking about.]
Doctor? ...You're purple.
Mauve, actually. And it's really quite concerning.
My hands are all clammy and my forehead feels like burning.
I liked you better pink. --Are you sick? Can you get sick?
That's only on Wednesdays and no, that's rubbish. I really can't be sure, I need a celery stick.
Are you channeling Dr. Seuss? What did you get into now?
I feel just okay, I feel just fine. If you don't believe me, come see how -- [ and conveniently cut off by a sneeze. ]
I'm simultaneously confused and grossed out. You need to lay down. And stop talking.
Nonsense, Jack. It's not all that shocking. It was barely a sneeze. Look, I'm still walking! [ aaannnnndd now he's not because irony has him flopping down at that very moment. ]
Well, at least he laid down. ...Doctor? Doctor-
[woops time to cut that recording off]
(ooc: blue is jack, purple is the doctor)
Has there been a damage assessment from the storm yet? Property, businesses, people? If anyo-
[ But whoever could this be? In the background, those watching may spy the familiar face of the Doctor. Except instead of his usual tweed and bowtie, he's wrapped in a blanket and not looking quite as energetic as usual for anyone familiar with him. ]
-- Jack. Something feels off.
[ ...something being the mauve tinge his face currently has.
Come round, everyone. Thus begins the wonderful story of "Captain Jack hears an achoo!"
In which Jack turns around to witness said mauve, trailing off and forgetting whatever he was talking about.]
Doctor? ...You're purple.
Mauve, actually. And it's really quite concerning.
My hands are all clammy and my forehead feels like burning.
I liked you better pink. --Are you sick? Can you get sick?
That's only on Wednesdays and no, that's rubbish. I really can't be sure, I need a celery stick.
Are you channeling Dr. Seuss? What did you get into now?
I feel just okay, I feel just fine. If you don't believe me, come see how -- [ and conveniently cut off by a sneeze. ]
I'm simultaneously confused and grossed out. You need to lay down. And stop talking.
Nonsense, Jack. It's not all that shocking. It was barely a sneeze. Look, I'm still walking! [ aaannnnndd now he's not because irony has him flopping down at that very moment. ]
Well, at least he laid down. ...Doctor? Doctor-
[woops time to cut that recording off]
(ooc: blue is jack, purple is the doctor)
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I didn't rhyme? ...I didn't rhyme!
Perhaps the illness finally hit its prime -- [ he makes a face because oh no, no way is he ending in a rhyme again and after some struggle akin to someone with a cold trying not to sneeze, he succeeds and continues his sentence ] -- and is going to wear off soon?
I can attest,
that this illness has
got me stumped at best,
and I feel a bit mad! [ oops maybe sometime he'll let her onto the whole alien thing ]
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I hope it won't stay with you for too long. Being sick is never good, but we have to live with it until it goes away. [Adding in seasonings, la la la.]
But at least we can try and make it easier to bear while it's happening, right?
action LMAO no dont even worry it's my bad!!
I'd never thought about it like that. Even my body generally doesn't seem to like bearing it at the best of times.
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And not for very long.
I can do a bit of a regeneration trick,
every time I don't feel strong.
[ hello deus ex moffat ]
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Regeneration?
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My body can sort of heal when things go amiss!
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It can? That's... interesting. [And not something a normal human can do quickly.]
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So it doesn't happen too often. Don't let me mislead -- you.
[ hey yeah, smile, because rhyming definitely seems to be less strong now! ]
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I'm glad. I'd hope you wouldn't have to do anything like that just because you're purple and rhyming poorly. [Teasing!]
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What's wrong with my rhyming?
I think it's been great!
Look, I'll show you now.
One, two, three, marmalade.
-- oh, alright, it wasn't quite the perfect rhyme. And no, nothing like this would warrant the use of regeneration! I hope. [ doctor look you said some full sentences. no rhyming! ]
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If we're lucky, maybe this is a sign that your illness won't last very long.
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If your water tribe dish can help speed it up,
it'd be really appreciated.
Speaking of, how long's it been?
Are you sure they won't be overheated?
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Maybe it'll feel like time passes by faster if we find something interesting to talk about. [AAAAAND... drawing a blank.]
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Yue, tell me more about your home? [ it is an attempt? ]
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Oh, well... it's very beautiful. I already told you that all of our buildings are made out of ice, but that doesn't really do them any justice. Almost everything has been shaped and sculpted with waterbending. It's like... it's almost like living in a work of art.
I really wish I could show you, someday.
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It sounds beautiful. If we ever get the chance to leave -[ half sniffle from the sickness and half from being sad over the TARDIS being missing still!! ] - I'll be sure to give it a visit. Although, what exactly is waterbending?
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But what you said before... how could you come visit if you were sent home? [Because he sure isn't from her world.]
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If I was sent back, I'd end up right back in my ship. Wouldn't be too hard from there, I suppose.
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I'm not sure I understand. If we're not from the same world, how would a ship help you get over to the Northern Water Tribe? [Someone is thinking of boat-ships.]
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Well, it wouldn't be too hard. I might have to toggle with the zig-zag plotter some, but it's been to plenty of other worlds before. [ clarification not happening rn nope ]
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-- and course it does. It makes perfect sense. [ he will sick ramble at her until it does anyways ]
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[Okay, she's going to get up to check on the sea prunes.]
It doesn't make sense, though, unless your boat can somehow travel to other worlds. [Same thing as a ship right. RIGHT?]
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[ but he sits up, looking all ready to eat some sea prunes aww yes ]
Who said anything about a boat?
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