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[nowthatsfunny]

[The woman on screen is clearly rough around the edges - her clothes are torn and stained with dirt and blood, she's got a couple of old cuts on her face. She also probably hasn't bathed in a few days.

She looks thoughtful as she squints into the screen, maybe even a little disconcerted.]

I don't know what I was expecting, but this? Definitely wasn't it. [A little light on both pearly gates and fire and brimstone, honestly. She won't say that out loud, though, it sounds trite even for her.]

So what's the catch? And do these computers have solitaire on them?

Comments

[hasthreefingers]

At least he's not psycho? And yeah, he's flirtatious, but I think his last secretary took a lot of that out of him.

[nowthatsfunny]

I think 'not psycho' is a pretty damn good qualification in and of itself, really.

[hasthreefingers]

I like to think so.

Anyway, if you ever need help finding a job or start-up capital, I'll do my best, all right?

[nowthatsfunny]

I appreciate it.