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[ You might think a teenage boy from Tokyo in the 2000's would have a pretty firm grasp on how to use a computer. Alas, this one does not. The video clicks on with Ikki midrant, slamming his hand onto the keyboard.

-and I don't wanna hear "Oh no, Ikki-sama, we need you now, save us~" Just cuz I'm the King of the Sky doesn't mean I'm going to go around saving all you commoners. If you want that you're gonna have to pay tributes, and send me all the busty babes you have, got that?

..Anyways, like I said, I'm Minami Ikki, leader of Kogarasumaru, which you would have heard about if you are from Earth. Unless you really do live under a rock, or the South Pole or something.

And a God like me can't be kept in a cage like this, so I'm bound to break out sooner or later. So you hear that Emperor guy? There's no holding me back!

[ Ikki's just gonna pump his fist and yell a bunch until eventually he hits the right key and shuts off the video. ]

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[flytoohigh]

[ There's very little in the way from Ikki of understanding sarcasm when he's being praised. ]

What's wrong with having an ego if you got the strength to back it up? Antonio Inoki didn't pretend to be some weak guy, he told the world he was the best and backed it up in the ring. If only we all could be a little more like Inoki-sama..

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[controlledvariable]

I have no idea who that is. [seriously has no one explained alternate universes to this dude???]

But there's a difference between confidence and ego. One of them is a good thing, the other is ego.

[please ignore that she's dating Brandon Sharpe]

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The Godfather of "Strong Style" Wrestling?! How do you not know who he is?!

[ He just shakes his head. ]

There's a difference, but there's nothing wrong with having both.

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[controlledvariable]

As opposed to "weak style" wrestling? What? [she is so baffled] I obviously don't come from the same universe as you, we're going to have different celebrities.

No, I'm pretty sure it's still bad to have too much of an ego.

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[flytoohigh]

STRONG STYLE! [ Ikki's just gonna dive over his chair, off camera, and return with a pillow. And then proceed to show exactly how Strong Style works. Mostly just stupid looking fake wrestling moves. On the pillow. ]

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[controlledvariable]

[Wow

that's

a thing that just happened]

Either it's professional wrestling or that was one of the worst demonstrations I've seen.

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What? Of course it's wrestling! Only the coolest thing other than Air Trecks! And I'm a master fighter, with years of experience under my belt!

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[controlledvariable]

No, I mean-- [she waves a hand in the air, frustrated at the fact they're talking past each other. Why can't everyone just come from the same world?] Professional wrestling is what we call staged fights, they're pre-planned and acted out, it's not actual wrestling. What you were doing looked like that.