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[flytoohigh]

[ You might think a teenage boy from Tokyo in the 2000's would have a pretty firm grasp on how to use a computer. Alas, this one does not. The video clicks on with Ikki midrant, slamming his hand onto the keyboard.

-and I don't wanna hear "Oh no, Ikki-sama, we need you now, save us~" Just cuz I'm the King of the Sky doesn't mean I'm going to go around saving all you commoners. If you want that you're gonna have to pay tributes, and send me all the busty babes you have, got that?

..Anyways, like I said, I'm Minami Ikki, leader of Kogarasumaru, which you would have heard about if you are from Earth. Unless you really do live under a rock, or the South Pole or something.

And a God like me can't be kept in a cage like this, so I'm bound to break out sooner or later. So you hear that Emperor guy? There's no holding me back!

[ Ikki's just gonna pump his fist and yell a bunch until eventually he hits the right key and shuts off the video. ]

Comments

[video]

[stickshift]

[... there's something about this guy that puts her almost immediately in mind of Tahno, before he lost his bending. It's not the inflection or the attitude so much as the arrogance. Still.]

'Commoners', huh?

[video]

[flytoohigh]

[ No, no Asami! He's more like Mako, cool and tough, and totally not a jerk! Except for all the jerk things he says and does! ]

Not everyone can be a part of the 1%.

[video]

[stickshift]

Mm.

[There's a lot of judgement in that one little noise, brosef.]

And the Emperor's a woman, for the record. I hear she's a cannibal.

[video]

[flytoohigh]

[ He rubs his chin for a moment. ]

Really? [ There's a terrifying glint in his eye for only a second. ]

..Wait, cannibal? Like she eats people?

[video]

[sharpes]

Wow.

Okay, it's probably really hilarious for me to be saying this, but did somebody forget to take their humility pills when they woke up this morning or what?

[video]

[flytoohigh]

When you become a God, you shed off simple human things like humility.

[video]

[sharpes]

And sanity? Because that's what it looks like from here.

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[sophos]

Never heard of you or whatever that is, and I'm from Earth, without the rock or South Pole for a home thing. [She's ignoring the likelihood of different worlds for now because of reasons]

What makes you think you're a god?

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[flytoohigh]

So you must be from the past or something. Can't believe how anyone could have survived back then. To live in a world without Inoki...that's a world I don't want to live in! [ Of course he's referencing a world famous wrestler that most people don't even know about. ]

I don't think I am a God, I know it. I am the Sky King after all.

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[sophos]

Oh, there are plenty of people from all kinds of times here. I'm from the 2000s.

See, as someone who's met and knows some actual gods, I'm kind of doubting that.

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[controlledvariable]

A god. [It should be a question, but she doesn't care enough about this dude to bother with the correct inflection, so she mostly just sounds bored.

"Busty babes".

Really.]

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[flytoohigh]

It's hard to believe, but I'm the real deal. [ In his hand he starts to gather a bit of air, creating a ball of swirling wind. ]

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[controlledvariable]

[So he's a meta of some kind, unless that's a trick of some technology he brought with him. Noted, filed, and Steph continues to look bored]

You might find that you're not all that impressive to most of the people here.

[her boyfriend can control lightning that is way cooler than air.]

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[demon_brat]

Why, are the Kogarasumaru some minor blip under the radar on the North Pole, then?

[Oh, look, another somebody who doesn't know and doesn't care, and will just go at the superiority with aristocratic superiority of her own.]

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[flytoohigh]

You got sand in your ears, kid? Kogarasumaru is like the Sun, hanging over head, the brightest star in the sky! [ He's yelling at the screen now. ]

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[demon_brat]

[Thinks that over.]

No. Not really.

But then, people come from different versions of the Earth. Or did you miss this aspect of the place?

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[eagle_beanie]

Man shut up.

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[flytoohigh]

Oh yeah, says the guy not man enough to show his face!

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[eagle_beanie]

Who the hell do you think you're talkin' to?

[dadissues]

[Oh, THIS guy.] "King of the Sky"?

[flytoohigh]

[ Says the almost bigger delinquent. ]

Also the Storm King of the Hurricane Road. Or just Kami-sama if you'd prefer.

[dadissues]

[Oi he's settled down a lot lately! Anyway now he's laughing at you.] You really expect people to call you Kami-sama?

[video]

[mistyoldworld]

[LAUGHING.] You're a fool! No human is a king in the sky!

[video]

[flytoohigh]

Oi! Where did I say I was human! [ He points menacingly at the screen. ]

It's obvious a human can't be a God, and can't be the Sky King. That's why I ain't human.

[video]

[mistyoldworld]

You look rather human!