tushanshu | 01 [video]

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[ You might think a teenage boy from Tokyo in the 2000's would have a pretty firm grasp on how to use a computer. Alas, this one does not. The video clicks on with Ikki midrant, slamming his hand onto the keyboard.

-and I don't wanna hear "Oh no, Ikki-sama, we need you now, save us~" Just cuz I'm the King of the Sky doesn't mean I'm going to go around saving all you commoners. If you want that you're gonna have to pay tributes, and send me all the busty babes you have, got that?

..Anyways, like I said, I'm Minami Ikki, leader of Kogarasumaru, which you would have heard about if you are from Earth. Unless you really do live under a rock, or the South Pole or something.

And a God like me can't be kept in a cage like this, so I'm bound to break out sooner or later. So you hear that Emperor guy? There's no holding me back!

[ Ikki's just gonna pump his fist and yell a bunch until eventually he hits the right key and shuts off the video. ]

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[LAUGHING.] You're a fool! No human is a king in the sky!

Oi! Where did I say I was human! [ He points menacingly at the screen. ]

It's obvious a human can't be a God, and can't be the Sky King. That's why I ain't human.

You look rather human!

So did the Buddha. [ Shrug. ]

The what?

The B-U-D-D-H-A. Siddhartha. The Enlightened One!

[ Because talking slowly and reiterating the point surely will make her understand. ]

Don't you know anything?

Those all sound made-up.

YOU SOUND MADE UP.

That makes no sense. You are seeing me, so how can I be made up?

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