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[ You might think a teenage boy from Tokyo in the 2000's would have a pretty firm grasp on how to use a computer. Alas, this one does not. The video clicks on with Ikki midrant, slamming his hand onto the keyboard.

-and I don't wanna hear "Oh no, Ikki-sama, we need you now, save us~" Just cuz I'm the King of the Sky doesn't mean I'm going to go around saving all you commoners. If you want that you're gonna have to pay tributes, and send me all the busty babes you have, got that?

..Anyways, like I said, I'm Minami Ikki, leader of Kogarasumaru, which you would have heard about if you are from Earth. Unless you really do live under a rock, or the South Pole or something.

And a God like me can't be kept in a cage like this, so I'm bound to break out sooner or later. So you hear that Emperor guy? There's no holding me back!

[ Ikki's just gonna pump his fist and yell a bunch until eventually he hits the right key and shuts off the video. ]

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Never heard of you or whatever that is, and I'm from Earth, without the rock or South Pole for a home thing. [She's ignoring the likelihood of different worlds for now because of reasons]

What makes you think you're a god?

So you must be from the past or something. Can't believe how anyone could have survived back then. To live in a world without Inoki...that's a world I don't want to live in! [ Of course he's referencing a world famous wrestler that most people don't even know about. ]

I don't think I am a God, I know it. I am the Sky King after all.

Oh, there are plenty of people from all kinds of times here. I'm from the 2000s.

See, as someone who's met and knows some actual gods, I'm kind of doubting that.

Hey me too! You're American, right? Omaha is your President? Black guy? I met 'em.

Who said I wasn't an 'actual' God, huh?! [ Hey, he could be! He's got enough strength to be one. ]

Omaha is a city. [said with a tone of "oh my god you are stupid"]

God of what then? And don't say sky, because I know that's not true.

[ In his world, he really did meet the President, John Omaha. ]

Oh yeah?! [ Today is apparently the day where everyone calls out Ikki for being a liar. He does not like that. ] Then bring him here and I'll kick his ass!

[She rolls her eyes]

Right, because I can control those that come and go from this place.

Well, then it sounds like I'm the only God of the Sky here.

Sounds more like you've got a hyper-inflated ego from this end.

If everything I said was true about myself, then it's not so inflated is it?

[Flatly:] No, it can still be inflated.

Someday when you discovering flying you'll understand, grasshopper!

[The eyeroll she gives can only be properly described a "oh please."]

Don't condescend me. I know what flying is, and I've done so, through various means.

Unless you've been on AT's, I'm bound to not believe you.

Whatever they are, it's not better than a pegasus.

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