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[ You might think a teenage boy from Tokyo in the 2000's would have a pretty firm grasp on how to use a computer. Alas, this one does not. The video clicks on with Ikki midrant, slamming his hand onto the keyboard.

-and I don't wanna hear "Oh no, Ikki-sama, we need you now, save us~" Just cuz I'm the King of the Sky doesn't mean I'm going to go around saving all you commoners. If you want that you're gonna have to pay tributes, and send me all the busty babes you have, got that?

..Anyways, like I said, I'm Minami Ikki, leader of Kogarasumaru, which you would have heard about if you are from Earth. Unless you really do live under a rock, or the South Pole or something.

And a God like me can't be kept in a cage like this, so I'm bound to break out sooner or later. So you hear that Emperor guy? There's no holding me back!

[ Ikki's just gonna pump his fist and yell a bunch until eventually he hits the right key and shuts off the video. ]

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Wow, what? Have you ever taken a science class in your life?

In a vacuum, Lightning can't charge the air to travel through. [ Physics in Ikki's world isn't always perfect, but that is a real thing. ]

Edited 2012-10-11 17:44 (UTC)

Vacuum is a whole other ballgame. You said 'wind'. There's plenty of people in my world who can kick up a bit of a breeze, that doesn't mean they can create a goddamned vacuum. Get your panties out of a bunch.

[Marvel Comics Sliding Scale of Science. It's a thing.]

How do you think I make wind? Creating a vacuum creates wind.

[ Even with the childish insults and grandstanding, Ikki like's this guy and is actually just amused. ]

So what's your name?

[THAT'S NOT HOW MUTATIONS WORK JUST ASK STORM.]

Yeah, like that's your business.

[ Now Ikki's just laughing. ]

Alright, how about a little competition then?

[just. this look.]

Scared you might lose?

Oh yeah, your reverse psychology sure is gonna work on me.

[not really.]

Would have been nice to make a new subordinate, but since you're too afraid..

['Subordinate?' Yeah. No thanks.

This is Brandon hanging the fuck up on this conversation right about now. Rage button: smacked like a whack-a-mole.]

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