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tushanshu2014-01-16 06:48 pm
skybluejeep) wrote in tushanshu2014-01-16 06:48 pm
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Welp. I'm getting kinda sick of this part of life here. Any old time we can stop with the random vanishings, that'd be stellar.
Isaac Lahey's suite is empty. He's gone. No idea when that happened. Allison Argent also vanished earlier this month. So that's a thing that's happened.
So, now that my abandonment issues have really been given plenty of fuel to last me through at least my mid-life crisis, a question. Last month due to the generosity of Tony Stark, I got my jeep back. Through careful conservation, I've managed to keep her running.
Except now a certain little dial is hovering just above the E on the left, and I'm kinda screwed. Anybody know where a guy can get his hands on some highly-refined petroleum? I'm not picky, the jeep can run on 87 octane, don't need any of that high-falutin' 93 stuff. Because, you know, the back of a giant turtle is probably full of crude oil deposits.
Oh, wait.
Isaac Lahey's suite is empty. He's gone. No idea when that happened. Allison Argent also vanished earlier this month. So that's a thing that's happened.
So, now that my abandonment issues have really been given plenty of fuel to last me through at least my mid-life crisis, a question. Last month due to the generosity of Tony Stark, I got my jeep back. Through careful conservation, I've managed to keep her running.
Except now a certain little dial is hovering just above the E on the left, and I'm kinda screwed. Anybody know where a guy can get his hands on some highly-refined petroleum? I'm not picky, the jeep can run on 87 octane, don't need any of that high-falutin' 93 stuff. Because, you know, the back of a giant turtle is probably full of crude oil deposits.
Oh, wait.
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How much will you hate me if I tell you that I have a sort of but not really boyfriend?
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... Maybe she should try to find a place with a basement. ]
Um... Is he against threesomes? Are you against threesomes? Because I'm not.
[ She's never had one before, either, but she isn't against them in theory. ]
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Well considering he and I are still just a "maybe" perhaps we should save the hot threesome action until later.
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Or maybe it's funny that he doesn't know she wasn't joking.
But in the meantime, guys like it when you laugh with them, so she laughs. ]
Okay!
Until then, I'm available for twosomes. Or, you know, whatever.
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[ She taps her finger against her lips, because it draws attention to her lips which means he'll think about her lips. ]
Um.
[ Tap tap tap. Tap tap tap. ]
Oh!
What can you tell me about the maid service here?
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Maid service? Um. There isn't one.
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[ So what's-his-face lied to her? ]
So Maybe-Gay guy lied to me, did he?
[ Why would he lie to her?
To get rid of her, of course.
Oooooooooooh, that little piss-ant. She's going to fry his ass.
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I don't think I have enough room for them all. [ She sounds a little sad about the prospect. After all, no room means no toys. ]
Besides, I want guys I can play with. I'd rather collect them.
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...Mazel tov.
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[ She beams again. ]
Do... you...
Know anybody?
I mean, not that you aren't cute, but I'm used to more people around.
And I wouldn't play with them in a mean way right away, I promise.
[ She hasn't mentioned that she's a liar, has she? Oh well. ]
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So. GI Joe. Good talking with you.
And if you ever want to stop by, I'll let you out again. Promise.
[ That one she might actually mean. Yeah, she's a big bad emotionless bad-ass agent, but she's also kind of lonely sometimes. ]