superieure: (♛ 030)
monet "punch more things" st. croix ( ℳ. ) ([personal profile] superieure) wrote in [community profile] tushanshu2014-02-01 07:15 pm

003 ♛ video

Good morning, Keeliai.

[ Monet's seated, her clothes neatly pressed, colours deliberately chosen to contrast the comfortable seat in front of her console, one leg crossed over the other. She hasn't found any nail polish a-turtle yet, or she'd be wearing that as well. Her tone is pleasantly pitched, and even-keeled. ]

My name is Monet Saint-Croix, and I'm acquainted with several kedan who're willing to accept temporary assistance from Foreigners for tasks our gifts are more suited to handling [ i.e., with superpowers ]. This is an excellent opportunity to get more involved with the local community, and perhaps improve relations. [ a polite smile to punctuate ]

If you're interested in helping, kindly come to the office [ a location ping in the Metal Sector ] provide your name, the types of cases you're accustomed to handling, and where we can reach you if a suitable match turns up. Should you wish to be a part of the venture but under a [ her nose wrinkles, just barely: she can't believe she's about to say this ] superhero identity, that can be negotiated. Payment will be by commission, depending on how satisfactorily you complete your task.

If you have any questions you may direct them to this console. [ A short pause, for another smile. ] We look forward to working with you.

[ And with that, she turns off the feed. ]

[ooc: feel free to jump straight to action, she'll be at the office all day. ooc planning post is here, job list is here, and do fill out telepathy permissions if you have time, thank you.]
detectus: (Bitch plz)

[personal profile] detectus 2014-02-03 02:17 am (UTC)(link)
God, I hope not.

Stripes are so tacky.
detectus: (pic#6807771)

[personal profile] detectus 2014-02-03 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
I'm just going to pray I never have to see that.

[Shudder.]

I don't know who started that trend, but I have some words for them.
detectus: (bored)

[personal profile] detectus 2014-02-03 03:17 am (UTC)(link)
[Lydia leans forward as well, pleased to find someone who wants to shoot the shit about clothing.]

First of all? Animal and object motifs? Ridiculous. No one wants to be saved by a guy running around dressed as a tiger. Second, spandex is for a select group of people with perfect hip/waist ratios or chiseled chests. Third, as said before, masks are creepy. Drop that.
oyaji: (excuse you!)

sorry not sorry

[personal profile] oyaji 2014-02-04 09:07 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Well speak of the devil, ladies! You get a face full of a middle-aged Japanese man with a domino mask. Enjoy! ]

Hey! I look good in spandex! And plenty of people line up just to be saved by me!

[ Sort of. Technically they come for his partner and have to sometimes settle for him instead. Still! Shush! ]
oyaji: (bamboozled)

[personal profile] oyaji 2014-02-05 03:45 am (UTC)(link)
[ It's for the best. ]

One? Ha! I could name soo many! Like--

... Like, uhh, this one girl! She's super cute and totally a big fan of mine!

[ aka his daughter, but that counts! Even if he's technically second in her heart after Barnaby. His own damn partner got first ring in his baby's heart! Ain't that a bitch. ]

There's a girl here too! Sarah! Sarah would be so happy if I saved her!
oyaji: (whoops)

[personal profile] oyaji 2014-02-11 06:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[ He is sooo offended, all he can do is sputter! ]

Pff--Wha--Of course they are! My daughter is not imaginary!

[ Oh shit. ]

Uhhh...... I mean.....
oyaji: (I see what you did there)

[personal profile] oyaji 2014-02-12 05:57 am (UTC)(link)
What? It counts! How can it not count?! She's still a civilian!

[ Huff! C'mon! It took him years before she even found him to be cool! He earned that one! ]

oyaji: (.....;;)

[personal profile] oyaji 2014-02-16 05:00 am (UTC)(link)
[ Siiigh. if only that was actually true. ]

You don't know my daughter very well...

[ He says a fan, and he means a fan. She's technically the Barnaby fan. Second banana to his partner. What is his life. ]

I had to earn her cool card...
oyaji: (if I were a sock...)

[personal profile] oyaji 2014-02-28 05:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Uhhhh, my partner did--Well, it wasn't flaming! More like ice and collapsing... But! I saved her when she was held hostage!

Beat the snot out of that bastard...

[ Taking his daughter captive? OH HELL NAW! ]