AUDIO; from a cafe; post-bottle

[nerdylilspidey]

 [Peter's not quite in the right place, mentally, to put up a video post. And he definitely isn't sure he should put it up from his own suite. So he's found his way to the nearest cafe, with an oversized hoodie pulled up over his head, and is starting up only an audio feed.]

Never a boring moment around here, is there? One minute we're normal-ish, celebrating Valentine's Day, and the next we're battling evil miasma inside a magic bottle.

Does anyone ever wonder what happened to the idea of rest and relaxation?


[FILTERED to the Spider-family]

...Sorry. About what happened back there. You-- You guys know that that-- That wasn't me. You know that, right...?

Oh, God... [There's a sigh, and then a beat of silence before he continues.] Anyway, just- I'm sorry.

Comments

[6collegecredits]

It was a causality in the confiscation of scientific knowledge.

[nerdylilspidey]

Ahh. Those pesky drive-by confiscations of scientific knowledge.

[6collegecredits]

They're a real pain in the ass. Took us weeks to get everything back.

[nerdylilspidey]

I can imagine.

...If I ask about the why, will secret agents appear to take me away?

[6collegecredits]

The short version is that my boss was studying theoretical wormholes that turned out to be not so theoretical when a Norse god crashed into our van.

Certain people didn't want that information floating around.

[nerdylilspidey]

[Norse god? This is clearly Ultimates/Avengers/S.H.I.E.L.D. related.]

You... A Norse god crashed into your van? How'd that happen?

[6collegecredits]

He was a little disoriented after getting grounded by his dad. You know, the literal kind of grounding.

[nerdylilspidey]

Oh... I guess that's fair. Norse gods probably don't get a lot of tech

[6collegecredits]

Different tech, anyway. Showing him the microwave was hilarious.

[nerdylilspidey]

Pictures or it never happened.

[6collegecredits]

Please. I documented his whole stay with us.

[And see attachment of Thor with his face squished up against the door of a microwave with Jane is the background waving her hands for him to stop.]

[nerdylilspidey]

[Peter barely manages to hold back the snort of laughter. Thor. Of course it's Thor.]

I think that's the best thing I've seen since I got here.

[6collegecredits]

And that is only the tip of the iceberg.

[nerdylilspidey]

What else do you have?

[6collegecredits]

[Three attachments:

1. A photo of Thor, sprawled out on the dirt, completely unconscious.

2. A photo of Thor, smiling directly at the camera, a bite of doughnut stuffed in his mouth.

3. A photo of Thor holding a kitten. Because KITTENS.]

[nerdylilspidey]

Seriously, these are the best things I've ever seen.

Tell me these went up on the internet when you took them.

[6collegecredits]

Of course! It was my most liked post on Facebook.

[nerdylilspidey]

As it should be.

Not gonna lie, that gives me hope that all is right with the world.

[6collegecredits]

It really does, doesn't it?

[nerdylilspidey]

It totally does.

[6collegecredits]

I'm curious, though. Does this mean you've met him? Thor, I mean.

[nerdylilspidey]

[Whoops.]

Uh- No. Not really, I mean- He's just famous and on the news a lot, that's all. He flew over my head once, that was pretty cool.

[6collegecredits]

What about here though? I mean he's pretty hard to miss.

[nerdylilspidey]

... Thor's here?

[6collegecredits]

Two of him last time I checked.