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[idkmybffcyclops]

[The water at Alkali Lake is cold. The water surrounding this damn turtle isn't any better. Logan is freezing his perfectly sculpted buns off when the Kedan haul him out of the water and is thankful when they drop this itchy blanket on him. He doesn't sleep on his way to his suite and about 95% of what the Kedan tell him about his new residence is dismissed as irrelevant. He's not planning to stick around long.

Once he's home, the Kedan give him a fresh set of the local threads and Logan's still thankful. Even more so when they're finally gone. He takes a few moments to take a look around his suite. The console is the last thing he approaches and it takes a few tries but he finally manages to get the thing working.

The camera begins to record and it captures Logan glaring in the lens.]

I don't give a damn who you people think you are. Send me back. Now.

[And this is about the time John would tell Logan to be nice.]

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[plumlucky]

'You people' is way to much of a generalization, you know.

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[hackingyoursensors]

You're yelling at the wrong people. The consoles only connect you to other castaways like us.

[He's trying out words other than "foreigner." "Prisoner" sounds too pessimistic.]

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[whatfriendsdo]

You're a charmer. Send a post card back from the other side if that demand starts working.

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[myothertights]

[Have a squinting face. He should start a 'New Arrival Bingo' card going.]

Making demands isn't exactly the way to go. Making demands to people in the same situation as you is even worse.

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[flawedgoods]

[Guess who's totally not impressed?]

Do strangers commonly jump all over themselves to do as you say when you speak to them as such?

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[sophos]

If we had control over that, do you think any of us would still be here?

[dragonswag]

Hey, you think if any of us knew how to do that, we'd still be here? Please. Get in line, buddy!

[daughterofelysium]

[With the air of someone quoting something they find intensely aggravating:] That's the Emperor's business.

Everything's the Emperor's business around here, but she only comes out once a month.

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[trainwrecked]

[... one amused soldier: check.]

Hey, it could be worse. They could've just left you out there to make your way here alone.

Not that it's happened, so far. As far as we know.

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[dadissues]

Che. Obviously we can't, or we'd all have gone home already!

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[storm_warning]

[There's something off about it, but this guy's a close approximation to Wolverine and that catches her attention. Ororo leans forward in her chair, a wry smile on her face.]

You took your time getting here. I know you don't like schedules, but really? Two months is a bit long to leave me high and dry.

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[crotcharrow]

You think we didn't already try that?