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[skeletonenigma]

[To be honest, he would have preferred text, but this is a perfect opportunity to test out the console. The keyboard is self-explanatory. The video function isn't. One of the kedan had offered to show Skulduggery how it worked, but he’d politely declined. He didn’t particularly feel like being saddled with a guide for the entirety of his time here.]

Ah, there we go. Excellent.

[This does, of course, mean that he can now be seen. He was a little concerned about that when all of this was first being explained to him, but then he saw someone walking around in the city with blue skin and two heads. He’s rather less concerned now.

... He doesn't really have anything to ask, though, now that he’s thinking about it.]

Thank you. Carry on.

[Yes, that was a skull talking just then, Irish accent and moving jaw and all. Why do you ask?]

Comments

[wrathfulkhan]

Yeah. The Palace isn't quite as friendly as it used to be. [Not that it ever really was.] I'm sure once the kedan get the hang of metal detectors, those will be added to the security detail.

[skeletonenigma]

The kedan have mastered inter-dimensional kidnapping and worldwide communication networks, but they haven't managed to work out metal detectors? [Wry and amused, all at once.]

[wrathfulkhan]

[Oh good, the skeleton undertstands metal detectors. That is...actually kind of weird. Gene sounds similarly amused:]

Not the kind that beep, anyway.

[skeletonenigma]

There's a very strange mixture of technology and magic on this turtle. [And the mixture is heavily unbalanced, too. In Skulduggery's experience, worlds that develop via magic usually don't think twice about non-magic means for doing the same things. Yet this world, obviously heavily saturated with magic, has consoles connected to a network?

He pauses, and looks down at the console he's speaking to. A mystery for another day; he doesn't particularly want to appear rude, after all.] Thank you for your help.

[wrathfulkhan]

You get used to it.

[Gene does his best to look indifferent, like he deals with talking Irish-accented skeletons every day.] You're welcome.

[skeletonenigma]

I'm sure you do. Skulduggery Pleasant, by the way.

[wrathfulkhan]

[Oh yeaaaah, introductions.]

Gene Khan. Nice to meet you.

[skeletonenigma]

[There's a pause and a tilt of his head. In Skulduggery's world, names usually have meaning, and he pays attention to them. He was led to believe it wasn't the case here, but there's something strange about an adolescent boy's last name being the title given to rulers in central Asia.]

You too. [And he reaches out to turn off the console.]