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[skybluejeep]

[Stiles is much, much happier than the last time he made a network post. He's also in a considerably different location. He's not in his suite in the Earth sector. In fact, for those who pay attention to these sorts of things, they'll note that he's calling it in from Derek's network ID. Welp.]

Ladies and gentlemen of Keelai, I have a very important announcement to make. Today, April the eighth, marks a momentous occasion in history. A day to be spoken of in legend and myth and song, when the stars and planets align, and rainbows and puppies spontaneously appear.

I am eighteen.

You are looking at an official man, everybody. It is my birthday, hosanna hosanna, hallelujah and so on.

Since Amazon gift registries aren't a thing here, I'll be happy to provide a written list of acceptable tributes and gifts, form an orderly line if you please, no shoving.

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[akito]

[ the fact that this is the second time he's asked someone, and the second time he's gotten an answer that summed up to 'idk ask jack frost' isn't very hope-inspiring. poop. ]

So there's really no sports arena here?

[ horrible. ]

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[skybluejeep]

Nope. Everybody's sort of making their own fun around here. The emperor isn't exactly in the habit of getting us nice things. We're at war, after all.

[Okay maybe he's a little bitter about that.]

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[akito]

See! This is what I keep thinking! How stupid! Why would he kidnap us and expect us to be his weapons when we don't have sports or anything fun?

[ he might have strong feelings about this ok. ]

I don't mind helping people who need it, ne? But! What am I supposed to do if I am stressed out and want to have fun? I don't have friends, but I have my skates! I don't want to fight in a war, period! But especially if I have nothing that makes me want to get up every day!

[ STRONG FEELINGS. ]

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[skybluejeep]

Well, maybe you can do that to help take your mind off! Start the turtle's first sports league.

I play lacrosse, if that helps. Very badly, but I still play.

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[akito]

I don't really know any sport-sports... Just the stuff we'd try in gym class.

And I don't really think I'm the kind of person who would be good to start a business. But maybe I'll ask the emperor about a gym when I can! Tell him it will be, um... Good for morale?


Lacrosse is the one with the little nets on the end of a stick, ne?

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[skybluejeep]

I hope you have more luck with it than I did. I tried to get television here, and got smacked down pretty hard.

And yeah, it's basically field hockey with net sticks. And an excuse to slam into people violently and not face any assault charges.

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[akito]

[ wait what. ]

...Why would he smack down television?


Ah! That sounds like a game my friends would like.