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[skybluejeep]

[Stiles is much, much happier than the last time he made a network post. He's also in a considerably different location. He's not in his suite in the Earth sector. In fact, for those who pay attention to these sorts of things, they'll note that he's calling it in from Derek's network ID. Welp.]

Ladies and gentlemen of Keelai, I have a very important announcement to make. Today, April the eighth, marks a momentous occasion in history. A day to be spoken of in legend and myth and song, when the stars and planets align, and rainbows and puppies spontaneously appear.

I am eighteen.

You are looking at an official man, everybody. It is my birthday, hosanna hosanna, hallelujah and so on.

Since Amazon gift registries aren't a thing here, I'll be happy to provide a written list of acceptable tributes and gifts, form an orderly line if you please, no shoving.

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[garou]

[ Derek can hear him from his spot in the kitchen, and he leans back to peer around the corner, raising an eyebrow. ]

My cake isn't good enough for you?

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[skybluejeep]

Well, you know what they say about cakes. There's a common catchphrase about it. I won't believe in cake until it is in my cakehole.

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[watcheslanterns]

[Rapunzel's leaning forward, eagerly.]

Oh my gosh! It's your birthday!? You should have told me sooner so I could put something together!

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[skybluejeep]

Yeah, I know! I honestly forgot about it recently with everything going on. Or I totally would have given everybody a heads up.

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[starcharter]

[Chekov remembers his excitement at turning eighteen. It didn't stop people from calling him 'kid,' but the symbolism was more important than anything.]

Congratulations and happy birthday!

[But there's something confusing him.]

What is an 'Amazon gift registry'?

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[skybluejeep]

[Oh, Stiles can't resist this.]

It's where you sign up with actual Amazons, and they carry you into glorious battle, where you win fifteen percent off shipping with orders over fifty dollars.

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[parallels]

Happy Birthday, Stiles.

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[skybluejeep]

Heeeeeey lady. Haven't seen you in a while.

How's my former Body-Swap buddy doing?

[akito]

[ it's so mind-boggling to see people being so ... normal here. but he supposes that's still because he's so new. either way, birthdays are important to most people, right? so this guy at least deserves a congratulations. ]

Happy Birthday.

[skybluejeep]

[Yeah, well, Stiles is the king of 'seemingly normal' thank you very much.]

Danke schoen!

...And I almost pulled a Socially Awkward Penguin on you by saying 'you too.'

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[jondrette]

[If Stiles has been paying attention to Eponine at all during the past month, she's been doing less than stellar. Seriously. She's either drunk or hungover, and right now is no exception.]

Happy Birthday, Stiles.

[She's not even asking what Amazon is. Woah. Still, she wants to wish the young man a happy birthday.]

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[skybluejeep]

[He's been on his own version of cloud nine the last few weeks, so yeah, he missed her last post. But he sees her now. And his jaw drops.]

Whoa. Eponine, honey. You don't look so hot.

I mean, thank you? But oh my god, are you okay?

[runawayandroid]

[Victor's never really been that bothered about his own birthday, especially not when half of them never actually happened, but it never hurts to say happy birthday to people who do care, right?]

Hey, congratulations, dude. Never really found much a difference between 17 and 18, though.

[skybluejeep]

Hey, thanks!

But don't you see? I can vote now! I can exercise my inalienable right to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness by punching holes in a piece of paper for crooked politicians!

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[fuckchild]

... Really?

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[skybluejeep]

Did I stutter?

[Sassy. He's joking, obviously.]

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[nowthatsfunny]

So what's the plan then? Strippers?

[Do they have strippers around here? Don't tell her about the brothels.]

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[skybluejeep]

I think my boyfriend would frown on stripper shenanigans, as awesome as that would be.

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[grigio]

Happy birthday, Stiles. Congratulations and all that fun.

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[skybluejeep]

Thaaaaaank you, Julie!

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[jirk]

[Wow, he's actually getting old enough that he can think hey, I remember eighteen. Yikes.]

You realize you're still on shift at the bar tonight, right?

[He says it with a perfectly straight face but no he's not serious.]

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[skybluejeep]

[Equally deadpan.]

Sure. Why not? Everybody in the place'll buy me shots. You'll buy me shots too. Everybody on the turtle will come in and buy me shots, and then I'll be dead of alcohol poisoning, and you'll be to blame.

Can you live with that on your conscience, Kirk?

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[michaeljangelo]

Happy Birthday, Big Guy.

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[skybluejeep]

Thanks, Mike!

How you been? Keeping your turtle self busy?

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[problematical]

[ Guess who's back, Stiles? You told her to come back in a month and so it has been. ]

Were you unofficial?

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[skybluejeep]

[Oh boy. Please don't kill him with your brain.]

Officially unofficial, even.