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[skybluejeep]

[Stiles is much, much happier than the last time he made a network post. He's also in a considerably different location. He's not in his suite in the Earth sector. In fact, for those who pay attention to these sorts of things, they'll note that he's calling it in from Derek's network ID. Welp.]

Ladies and gentlemen of Keelai, I have a very important announcement to make. Today, April the eighth, marks a momentous occasion in history. A day to be spoken of in legend and myth and song, when the stars and planets align, and rainbows and puppies spontaneously appear.

I am eighteen.

You are looking at an official man, everybody. It is my birthday, hosanna hosanna, hallelujah and so on.

Since Amazon gift registries aren't a thing here, I'll be happy to provide a written list of acceptable tributes and gifts, form an orderly line if you please, no shoving.

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[skybluejeep]

I'm not a nice boy. So it all kinda works out.

And trust me, you're not. I've met people waaaaay more stubborn. I'm living with the personification of stubborn. And I get through to him just fine.

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[jondrette]

Ah. You are sweet.

[She keeps working on the water, standing up on shaky legs to return to the couch.]

You shall see.

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[skybluejeep]

So shall you. As long as we're shall-ing each other.

[As she sits and sips, he starts tidying things up a bit. Picking up clothes (which all need washing) and throwing away the garbage. Damn, those are a lot of empty bottles.]

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[jondrette]

And now you make fun of my vernacular.

[Still, the water is good, and she appreciates his help. And, yes, this is what happens when you go on a month-long bender]

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[skybluejeep]

Eponine, I make fun of everything. I am the quirky comic relief, it's my raison d'etre. See? I know some French.

[Bottles are picked up one by one, clinking against each other lightly as he picks through the suite. A few slosh around still; those are put aside to be dumped down the sink.]

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[jondrette]

Quirky comic relief? That would make you the fool- I have seen the operas.

[She adores you Stiles. Really. Just put the alcohol back. Do not pour it down the sink. Do not. But at least she's moving back to the soup.]

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[skybluejeep]

[That's a big ol' negative, nope. It's going. Your liver will thank him later.]

Damn right. Put a multi-colored hat on me with bells, I'll fit right in.

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[jondrette]

Perhaps I shall find one. A belated birthday present.